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These are strictly observations, and I'm in NO way, judging anyone, or trying to "bash" (well, maybe a little) anyone, I do have friends that are of both groups mentioned, but read on, and maybe you can really get an idea of why I say the things I do.
As many who REALLY know me, I'm rather open, and proud, to be an "anti-Juggalo" and I have also made it abundantly clear, that "God" is not really in my "things I believe in" aspects of my life. But, I'm focusing more on the issue of well, Christians who feel that if you don't believe, then you're ignorant, and deserve to have a bunch of contradicting theories and fairy tales crammed down your throat until you do and if you still don't, you should burn in "Hell"....
Well, I've also observed, that "Juggalos" have adapted a similar way of thinking. These people gather in groups, paint their faces like these dumb couple of social misfits who do the same, and call themselves "wicked clowns" and actually started this whole mockery of a mass quanity of like minded people, to start shouting ridiculous cries of "whoop whoop" and "Mad Motherfucking Wicked Clown Love" (MMFWCL) as well as spraying a cheap drink and drinking it like it's their "Kool-Aid" or some dumb shit like that, even making it seem like it's "their drink".
People, let's be fucking real here. This is ridiculous, in ALL aspects. How do I see the similarities? Why would such people want to join a dumb, anti-society, only to follow a couple of morons who rap about stuff like swinging hatchets at people who don't agree, or are not one of them? And so much to compare this to supposed "peaceful" and "loving" religion? Simple... these two ass clowns (not by any means "wicked") actually are openly.... CHRISTIAN!!!
I've run into COUNTLESS Christians who would argue with me, about why I'm "the Devil's spawn" or a "demon" simply because I don't share their beliefs in an imaginary, non-existent being. I'm sorry, but in NO way, shape, form, or reasonable thought, has made me even begin to believe that there's something up there besides clouds and air....
Most, (not all) Christians I've seen, or have run into, have given me a bunch of different theories and this and that of what they think, or what 3 authors, have made up, in 4 different languages, and ALL in 1 damn book of mindless, contradicting babble... to which there's really NO scientific proof of... Not to mention, the MANY different ways of how people came about, and who died, and for what reasons at at the hands of whom. Does anyone REALLY know for sure? Was there anyone alive now, there then when all these fairy tales, magic stories, and theories supposedly happened? No, I didn't think so. Now, members, or people who have joined this religion (which I have NO problem with their choice what so ever) tend to take on this way of thinking, that if you don't believe, then you're ignorant and "refuse to open your mind" or "close minded" or even "against the Word of God"... Excuse me?! I'm close minded? Aren't Christians supposed to be a peaceful, loving group of people? But, in the same sense, if we're not Christian, then we're to be condemned to another non-existent layer of a fiery pit of eternal damnation where we should once we're dead, in punishment for not believing?! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?!?!?!?! What the FUCK kind of "peaceful," "loving" and "forgiving" are you a part of?
Now, back to the other group of people who have (at times) proven to be penciled in for a repeated swift swing to the skull with a hammer... Juggalos. Let's not forget, yes, I do have some friends that deem themselves as a "Juggalo" or "Juggalette", so, don't think I'm talking about every one that does, but, a vast 95% of these people, really need some psychiatric therapy. Or the already mentioned hammer remedy. I have also observed the same exact way of thinking, and behavior, and other types of acts or behaviors, from members of this group of anti-social misfits. Before you all say, "you don't know what you're talking about" or "stop hating" or (as most would annoyingly type) "y0 sHUt yo fUkKin m0uf, dIz da f0 reEl ShyT!"...
Anyways, let's define this idiotic term, "Juggalo": Started by two rappers, Insane (ass)Clown Posse (ICP), formerly known as the 'Inner City Posse' started a following, naming each follower, as a group, "Juggalos". This group usually identifies one another as "ninjaz" or "fam" and use things like "whoop whoop" and/or "Mad Motherfucking Wicked Clown Love" (MMFWCL) to identify them as such, also, painting their faces to pay tribute to the rappers that started all of this (bullshit and nonsense garbage). Also, making claims that if one is not "down with the clown" to "swing our hatchets if we must".... Hmmm, sounds familiar, wouldn't you say? Well, these two (c)rappers, (can't spell 'crap' without 'rap') are now promoting violence, against those who are not members of this group. With ALL that being said, I find it rather FUCKED that ICP would come out say that they are open, and devoted Christians, and that they are "Godly people"... Really? The same people who are "peaceful" and "loving" even though they don't like any who don't believe the same as they do, now have members rapping about commiting acts of violence against those who oppose "Juggalos" and accuse non-Juggalos, as being judgemental, ignorant, and actually people who have no right to speak negatively about them, when in the real world, have actually been accused, indicted, tried, and convicted, of crimes including, theft, assault, and more seriously, rape and murder. But, if one were to speak negatively about such group, EITHER group, then you're close-minded, uneducated, judgemental, and have no right to oppose, and if you do, then you should be punished how they see fit.
Now people, I, who have actually been told ALL of that, on top of, told that I should commit suicide for making such observations, and being accused of being ignorant, judgemental, and have no right to even live... BY A JUGGALO!!
With all these observations, it looks to me as if you're not either a Juggalo/Juggalette, or a Christian, who lives their life devoting it to an imaginary friend made up in a book of contradicting, maniacal fairy tale theories, AND/OR folllow a couple of jerk-offs in Halloween face paint calling themselves 'clowns', then you have no education, no right to oppose of such, no right to believe otherwise, and only should be allowed to live to be punished, judged, beaten, raped, or even killed, due to being "ignorant" or "not understanding". To all you asshats who fit into either of these categories, listen up, and listen fucking good! You are not the only people who share your likes, beliefs, and views. We do not choose to, and until you DO accept that, and stop giving yourselves power that you'll never have, and stop giving us reasons to talk negatively about you, take a good damn look at yourselves....
Juggalos/juggalettes: Do you honestly, for one fucking miniscule second, believe that following these two fucking idiots, and painting your faces like them, and shouting "whoop whoop" and "MMFWCL", and belonging to a group where it's obviously condoning rape and murder and other crimes, something you'll be doing for the rest of your life? And also passing along to kids, (if you have actually breeded), and teach them saying "it's ok as long as you swing your little (imaginary) hatchet"? I don't think so. PULL YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS!! GROW THE FUCK UP!! LEARN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!! Oh, and by the way, the retarded face-paint, save it for Halloween, that's why we have that day... and it's not gonna protect your precious idiotic clowns if I were to walk up and blow their thick skulls to bits right off their waste of space bodies, is it? I didn't think so. They're humans, (with probably VERY embarassed parents), and they will indeed die some day.
Christians: Face it, there's just people that choose NOT to believe. I'm in no way, telling you, you can't believe, that's your choice, but do us people that don't believe, one favor... LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!! There's a reason we don't believe, there's a reason we're not Christian, don't try and talk us into something different, you will fail. That doesn't make us worshippers of (another invisible creature), Satan, it just means we exercise our right, NOT to believe. Leave us be, keep your thoughts and opinions about us, and your weird little fairy tale fantasies to yourselves, and simply, shut the fuck up. We don't want to hear it.
