The Kitchen Bitch
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>
> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
> playing
> with his new electric train in the living room.
>
> heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches
> who
> want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop!
>
>
> And all of you sons of bitches, who are getting on, get your asses on
> the
> train...because we're going down the tracks.
>
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
> of
> language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are
> to
> stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
> train...but I want you to use nice language."
>
>
> Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
> with
> his train.
>
>
> Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All
> passengers
> please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip w as a
> pleasant
> one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
>
>
> She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just
> boarding,
> remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
> pleasant
> and relaxing journey with us today."
>
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added, 'For those of you who
> are
> pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
> kitchen."
