A husband and wife are driving along and get in a terrible accident. The husband sustains serious injuries – broken leg, broken ribs, a concussion – but the wife is put into a coma. She lays in the hospital in this coma for a year with no response. One day, a nurse is giving her a sponge bath and rubs her "down there" and the lady lets out a little moan. Stunned, the nurse goes to get the doctor. The doctor doesn’t believe her, so the nurse repeats the procedure to prove it to him; again, the lady lets out a little moan. The doctor tells the nurse to call the husband.
The husband comes in and the doctor says, "I don't quite know how to tell you this, but we've had a response out of your wife," and he proceeds to explain what had happened. The doctor then says, "This may sound a little weird, but we think your wife might come out of the coma if you go in and have a little oral sex with her."
The husband’s a little weirded out, but he says "I want to help, so I'll do it," and goes into her room. After a few minutes, his wife flatlines. The doctor and nurse rush into the room shouting, "What happened? What happened?" The husband replies, "I, I don't know – she must have choked!"
