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SO I WAS DOING A LITTLE LOOKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET.. YANNO SOME MIGHT CALL IT "WINDOW SHOPPING" LOL AND I CAME ACROSS THIS. IT IS THE "HUG ME PILLOW".
NOW I RECALL SEEING IT QUITE AWHILE AGO FOR SALE BUT WHAT GOT ME ROARING WITH LAUGHTER WERE THE REVIEWS! LET ME SHARE A FEW WITH YOU!!
I bought this pillow to keep my company on nights when my husband, a correspondent for the Trans-Alaskan News Network, was out of town. The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I'm told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new "husband" I slept better than I ever had before. Now I don't mind when my husband goes out of town!
I just needed a pillow and I happened to like the shape of this one. Little did I know that it would literally change my life. In fact, it's more than a pillow--it filled an emptiness inside me that I didn't even know existed. Even though no one shares my life with me, I can come home, relax into my bed, and close my eyes and pretend, drifting blissfully into sleep. Gone are the nights when I lay awake, my bed so large and so cold, wondering if I'd be alone forever. Now I've got this pillow--it doesn't complain or ask me to make it dinner; it just gently wraps it's disembodied hand around me and that's all I ever wanted. Thank you, Hug Me Pillow!
I just LOVE this pillow. It is so comfortable. It almost makes you think you are sleeping with someone. My life is pretty lonely sometimes. I live in the woods alone, and it gets really cold. I try to find someone who will cuddle with me at night but it's hard when people call you names like "Bigfoot" and "Yeti". I guess I'll give up on love. I have to say though, that after purchasing this product, it feels like someone is really sleeping next to me. The first night was kind of strange, I set it in my bed or sticks and leaves and it just sat there, sad and alone too. I conquered my fears and lied in with it, IT ACTUALLY FELT LIKE A PERSON :D. I loved it's soft fabric on my fur, it was love at first touch!. Thanks to the creators of this fine product, no more lonely nights in the woods. Easy to wash too,
It has been six long years since my divorce. I thought having 4 cats around the house would be the only company I would need. The Hug Me Pillow is awesome. I no long have to sleep alone in my bed. Those restless nights, tossing and turning, wishing someone was next to me, are all in the past. My therapist says this and my cats is all I may ever need. I think I will buy two though.
(MY PERSONAL FAVORITE LOL!!!)
Haaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy ladies! What's the best thing about a MAN? His ability to take out the trash and kill yucky insects that make us screech and dance around on a chair on our tiptoes? NO! We know it's not his shopping ability, because men are bad shoppers, AM I RIGHT Y'ALL? Ladies like shopping! Men like football! It's not his conversation skills, because men don't talk much because they're busy watching football and being businessmen, whereas we ladies do nothing but yammer on all the livelong day. TALK TALK TALK, LOLOLOLOLZZZZZ! We are ridiculous! And certainly undeserving of equal pay for equal work! I mean, RIGHT GIRLFRIENDS? HOOOOOO! Okay, I'm going to let you in on a little secret known only to me and the makers of the Hug Me Pillow. the BEST thing about a MAN is the left half of his torso, inclusive of his left armpit, arm and hand. You heard me! When it comes right down to it, all any of us ladies want is to snuggle up with a pillow containing those key features of the male anatomy. Right? Ladies? Who needs a REAL MAN when you can have a FAKE MAN BODY QUADRANT? I'LL TAKE TEN!!!!! I WILL HAVE AN ARMY OF LEFT TORSO HALVES WEARING THE LEFT HALF OF A PAJAMA TOP! TOGETHER WE SHALL STORM THE GATES OF CASTLE SLUMBERLAND AND PILLAGE THE HOUSES OF THE UNSUSPECTING COUNTRYFOLK! SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
As a perpetually single woman, I often find myself sleepless in my big, empty bed, gazing at the ceiling of my lonley room, wishing I had a man with whom to share my slumber. Thanks to "Henry Hugme," (pronounced "Hume" - sounds French!), as I like to call him, I no longer feel the need to drape myself over slightly-inebriated loners at the local bar. Instead I can come home to Henry and snuggle myself up in his manly embrace. My only complaint is this doesn't double as certain lady's pleasure toy - am I right ladies?!
IF YOU CARE TO READ MORE....
http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Hug-Me-Pillow/1676854/customer-reviews.html
SHE PUTS THE YUM IN YUMMY
AND
RIGHT NOW
SQUIRTER KAYLA IS UP FOR AUCTION
AND
CAN BE YOURS!!
THIS IS NOT A RATES CONTEST
BUT
THE PERSON WITH
HIGHEST OVERALL BID
ALSO GETS A PRIZE BLINGPACK
SO BID! BID! BID!
OOOooHHhh Lalalala!!! It's a peep show and you're invited!
Metal Baby is in an auction and her pic needs rates ASAP PLEASE!!
NO COMMENTS NEEDED! JUST A RATE! THANKS!! SEE COMMENT AREA FOR PIC LINK AND AGAIN TY!
AUCTION ENDS APRIL 4TH, IF YOU DON'T CARE TO BID THAT'S FINE BUT PLEASE RATE THE PIC SO METALBABY CAN HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A GIFT FROM THE HOSTESS OF THE AUCTION.
PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES AT THE END WINS THE GIFT! PLEASE RATE! TY!
SEXYMEL IS IN AN AUCTION AND NEEDS A RATE ON HER PIC PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP
YA MIGHT JUST LIKE WHAT SHE HAS TO OFFER AND DECIDE TO BID!
PLEASE CLICK ON PIC LINK BELOW AND RATE HER PIC THANKS A BUNCH!!
I'M FEELIN IN A FUNNY MOOD AND CAME ACROSS SOMETHING AND AS OFTEN TIMES HAPPENS, A LIGHTBULB GOES OFF IN MY HEAD.. I JUST DON'T OFTEN SHARE SUCH THINGS ON HERE, BUT WHAT THE HELL.... LET'S HAVE SOME FUN! THIS MIGHT BE A 1 TIME THING OR I MIGHT JUST KEEP ADDING TO IT EVERY TIME I THINK OF SOMETHING OR SEE SOMETHING OR I CERTAINLY WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOME INTERACTION AS WELL SO FEEL FREE TO POST YOUR TIPS AS WELL! PERHAPS HOW TO PICK UP MEN? LOL
LET'S BEGIN...
TRICK #1
SPEND A DAY AT A BOOK STORE IN VARIOUS CHAIRS READING OR PRETENDING TO READ THIS BOOK AND MAKING LOUD OUTBURSTS SUCH AS "OMG THAT'S WHY SHE CRIES!" OR "OH HMM SHE HAS TO WORK HER WAY UP WITH VEGGIES"
AND REMEMBER MEN! YOU WILL HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO FIND THIS BOOK SO BE SURE TO ASK A FEMALE WHERE TO FIND IT!! *SMILE*
TIP #1
FOR A CHEAP DATE ...
GO TO ONE OF THE FANCIER DEPARTMENT STORES AND GET SAMPLES OF THE HOTTEST NEW FRAGRANCE OF MENS COLOGNE. HERE YOU ASK THE OLDER LADY WORKING THERE WHAT'S THE HOTTEST NEW THING LOL. PUT ON YOUR SPIFFIEST OUTFIT (IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, GO BUY 1 FOR THE DAY AND RETURN THE NEXT lol) AND ATTEND A SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS MEETING. STAND UP LOUD AND PROUD AND WITH THAT SWAGGA, SMELLING SO IRRESISTABLE THERE WILL BE AT LEAST 1 SET OF LEGS IN THAT PLACE THAT WILL PART LIKE THE RED SEA.
TERESA'S CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW SATURDAY AT NOON FU TIME! WE NEED ALL RATES WE CAN GET RIGHT NOW!!
THAT'S ALL WE ARE ASKING FOR MY FRIENDS! A RATE! PLEASE CLICK THE PIC LINK IN THE COMMENT AREA BELOW AND RATE HER PIC FOR US
EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE ALREADY RATED IT, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO RERATE IT BY NOW!
NOT EVEN ASKING FOR BOMBING HELP! JUST 1 RATE!!
THANKS SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO HAS HELP US GET THIS FAR! IT IS SO TIGHT, IT'S ANYONE'S GAME RIGHT NOW!! THAT'S WHY WE ARE ASKING AGAIN FOR YOU TO RATE THE PIC FOR US!
OK, HERE IS WHAT WE HAVE GOING ON UNTIL THIS SATURDAY.
TERESA NEEDS RATES AND COMMENTS FOR HER CONTEST. THE MORE RATES WE GET THE LESS COMMENTS WE NEED SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAKE JUST A SECOND TO CLICK ON HER PIC BELOW IN THE COMMENT AREA AND RATE IT OR SEE IF YOU CAN RERATE IT. ANY COMMENTING IS APPRECIATED, BUT SINCE THE SITE IS NO LONGER SET UP FOR BOMBING I DON'T EVEN LIKE TO ASK LOL!
THE PERSON WITH THE MOST OVERALL POINTS (RATES & COMMENTS) WINS ALL. YOUR RATE CAN HELP US WIN!
TERESA'S CONTEST ENDS THIS SATURDAY AT NOON FU TIME.
NOW .... FOR A LIL SUMPIN SUMPIN.......
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, YOU'VE FOUND HER!
THERE IS ANOTHER CONTEST ENDING THIS SATURDAY NIGHT. THIS IS A NSFW CONTEST.
YES, I KNOW YOU WILL GO AND GAWK AT ALL OF THE CONTESTANTS BUT REMEMBER ITS A CONTEST AND WE'RE ASKING FOR YOUR VOTE, SO PLEASE VOTE ONLY FOR TROUBLE! LOL SHE IS THE FIRST 4 PICS IN THE FOLDER. THANKS!
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO ADD THE CONTEST HOST TO GET IN SINCE IT IS A NSFW CONTEST, SO THAT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO OR NOT.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR ALL THE HELP YOU HAVE GIVEN US SO FAR!! YOU SO ROCK!!!
SEE THE COMMENT AREA FOR THE LINKS
SO HERE'S THE DEAL. BY NOW, AT LEAST SOME OF YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN HELPING A FRIEND IN HER CONTEST.
IT'S PRETTY CUT AND DRY. THE MORE RATES WE CAN GET ON HER CONTEST PIC, THE LESS COMMENT BOMBING IT WILL REQUIRE TO WIN. WINNER IS DETERMINED BY TOTAL OVERALL POINTS.
I HAVE BEEN BOMBING AND HAVE HAD A STATUS ASKING FOR A RATE FOR A WEEK NOW, AS WELL AS MY BLOG (# 7 BLOG ON FU BY THE WAY) BULLETINS THAT DON'T GET READ. I'VE ALSO BEEN ASKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST IN THE SHOUT BOX IF THEY WILL RATE THE PIC. I SIMPLY WILL NOT ENTER A SHOUTBOX OF A NON FRIEND AND ASK FOR A RATE, NOT MY STYLE.
I GUESS MY QUESTION IS.. WITH THE BLOG, PAGE STATUS, BULLETINS AND PEOPLE SEE ME COMMENTING A PIC OVER AND OVER AGAIN ... WHY DO I HAVE TO GO SO FAR AS TO ASKING YOU IN YOUR SHOUTBOX FOR 1 RATE IF YOU ARE ON MY FRIENDS LIST?
I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO DEFINITIONS OF "FRIEND" I AM JUST GOING TO SAY THIS ... IF YOU'RE ON MY LIST... YOU CAN ......
(1) RATE THE PIC OR (2) REMOVE ME BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS 1 PIC RATE FOR A FRIEND OF A FRIEND, YOU AREN'T NO FRIEND OF MINE. CHANCES ARE WE NEVER CHAT AND WE NEVER RATE EACH OTHER ANYWAY SO WHY BE "FRIENDS".
TERESA IS IN A POINTS CONTEST TO WIN AN A-11 OR BOMB, SHE NEEDS RATES & COMMENTS SO PLEASE DROP BY AND AT LEAST DROP A RATE TO HELP HER OUT THANKS SO MUCH!! ALL HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! THE MORE RATES, THE LESS BOMBING WE HAVE TO DO!
RATES = 5 POINTS COMMENTS = 1 POINT
GRRRRR!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!
PIC LINK WON'T WORK HERE SO PLEASE USE THE ONE I POSTED BELOW IN THE COMMENTS AREA
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!
TERESA IS IN A POINTS CONTEST TO WIN AN A-11 OR BOMB, SHE NEEDS RATES & COMMENTS SO PLEASE DROP BY AND DROP A RATE TO HELP HER OUT THANKS SO MUCH!! SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH OF YOUR TIME DOES IT TAKE AND WHAT ELSE DO YA HAVE TO DO? I THINK YOU CAN SPARE A FEW SECONDS. THANKS!
RATES = 5 POINTS COMMENTS = 1 POINT
GRRRRR!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!
PIC LINK WON'T WORK HERE SO PLEASE USE THE ONE I POSTED BELOW IN THE COMMENTS AREA
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!
