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Miss Kiki's blog: "Heartbroken"

created on 10/13/2008  |  http://fubar.com/heartbroken/b252091

Thank God I'm Adopted

I knew but I didn't. There was a horrible conversation with my father last week where he threatened to cancel everything if I did not do as I was told. Now, after a conversation regarding the "inappropriate pictures I have on MySpace that my parents are extremely ashamed of" all ties with the evil that raised me are severed. I was told that I don't look good enough to post such suggestive pictures for the world to see. I was told that it made me look like a prostitute. Now I am happier than ever that I didn't use my real name when I signed up here...and that I'm adopted. My children do not have the potential genetic pre-disposition to become puritanical psychos. Thank you all for the outpouring of love...now I implore you all to help me find a job! Thanks and love you all!
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