Lord Scumbag's blog: "Lord Scumbag's Royal Decree"

Greetings and Salutations, My Legions of Friends, Fellow "FuManiacs", and Loyal Subjects!!!!

Your friendly neighborhood "Lard of Dorkness" is back again to bring you the complete match results that took place during T.N.A. / Impact Wrestling's "Bound For Glory 2013" pay-per-view event, which originated from the Viejas Arena in San Diego, California, on Ocotber 20, 2013.  Although I usually focus on W.W.E.'s pay-per-view events, I would like to try something a little bit different this time around, just becuae I'm a wrestling fan at heart that not only limits himself to just the W.W.E.    Hopefully, you'll like this latest installment just as much .... if not more.

So without further ado, here's the rundown on "B.F.G. '13":

- In a pre-show match that was aired during a one-hour special on Spike TV, THE BRO-MANS (Jessie Godderz and Robbie E) defeated ERIC YOUNG and JOSEPH PARK, CHAVO GUERRERO, JR. and HERNANDEZ, and BAD INFLUENCE (Frank Kazarian and Christopher Daniels) in a Number One Contenders Tag Team Gauntlet Match ..... 

..... The Process of Elimination reads as follows:  

.....  CHAVO GUERRERO, IR. and HERNANDEZ were eliminated when Christopher Daniels pinned Chavo with a Roll-Up ..... 

.....  BAD INFLUENCE was eliminated when Eric Young pinned Christopher Daniels after Joseph Part floored the "Fallen Angel" with the Fallaway Slam .....

.....  ERIC YOUNG and JOSEPH PARK were eliminated when Robbie E pinned Young following the Hart Attack Double Double-Team Spinebuster  ..... 

.....  With the victory, THE BRO-MANS earned the right to face reigning T.N.A. World Tag Team Champions JAMES STORM and GUNNER in a title match during the payl-per-view broadcast ....

- In Pay-Per-View Bouts:  ..... 

CHRIS SABIN defeated MANIK, AUSTIN ARIES, JEFF HARDY and (Representing the MAIN EVENT MAFIA) SAMOA JOE in the Five-Man Ultimate X Match to become the NEW T.N.A. X-Division Champion ..... 

THE BRO-MANS (Jessie Godderz and Robbie E) defeated JAMES STORM and GUNNER to become the NEW T.N.A. World Tag Team Champions when Robbie E pinned Storm following the Hart Attack Double-Team Spinebuster  ..... 

GAIL KIM defeated O.D.B. and (Representing ACES AND EIGHTS) BROOKE TESSMACHER in a Three-Way Dance to become the NEW T.N.A. Knockout Women's Champion when Kim pinned Tessmnacher after LEI'D TAPA intervened and floored Brooke with a Power Bomb back into the ring .....

BOBBY ROODE (Representing the EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN'S ORGANIZATION) defeated KURT ANGLE (Representing the MAIN EVENT MAFIA) when the "It Factor" pinned the Olympic Gold Medalist moments after both competitors were laid out with a Super Angle Slam from off the top rope .....

ETHAN CARTER III (formerly DERRICK BATEMAN in W.W.E. / N.X.T.) defeated NORV FURNUM when the "Privileged One" pinned the local indy competitor following the D.D.T.  ..... 

BRUTUS MANGUS defeated T.N.A. Hall of Fame Icon STING by Submission in a battle between the two MAIN EVENT MAFIA members when the "Future" forced the "Stinger" to tap out to the King's Lyn Cloverleaf ..... 

And in the Main Event, A. J. STYLES defeated ACES AND EIGHTS President BULLY RAY (with Brooke Tessmacher) to become the NEW T.N.A. World Heavyweight Champion when the "Phenomenal One" pinned the "Hellraiser from Hell's Kitchen" following the Corkscrew Spiral Tap from off the top rope.

While there's no denying the top-level talent T.N.A. has in its roster (and although, I must admit Bound For Glory was a great pay-per-view show in its own right), I have to wonder if this is T.N.A.'s last stand as far as producing future pay-per-views is concerned.  With recent talent cuts and personnel departures that have been dropping left and right at an alarming rate, even the most die-hard T.N.A. fan has to be concerned about which direction the company is going to take, as we look ahead to 2014.   The recent announcement that the promotion is planning on moving back to The Impact Zone at Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida, is a huge step backward, resulting in low morale amongst the competitors in the locker room.  Will this hurt or harm T.N.A.'s chances of survivial in the future?   I don't mean to sound like a pessimist, but all points seem to be heading for the latter, no matter what T.N.A. President DIXIE CARTER says or does to try convincing herself, the T.N.A. Nation, the Superstars and Knockouts in the locker room, the high-ranking executives at Spike TV, or even T.N.A.'s parent company, Panda Energy otherwise.

And speaking with Dixie, what's the deal with this newfound arrogant, obnoxious attitude and surly behavior?   I may be sounding way off the mark here, but it seems Ms. Carter is on "Desperate Housewives" mode in what I believe is a fool-hearted attempt on her part to try hanging on for dear life, while alienating Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff, T.N.A. founders Jerry and Jeff Jarrett, and even took a cheap shot at W.W.E. C.O.O. Triple-H as well.  And to add insult to injury, Dixie recently removed A. J. Styles' name and profile from T.N.A.'s official website and declared the T.N.A. World title vacant.   And while it could be all part of a storyline to try and attract more viewers and fans to watch T.N.A. programming, one has to wonder whether the angle is a whole lot closer to reality than even Dixie herself is leading everyone to believe.  These are desperate time for the T.N.A. Nation right now, and until things don't change for the better soon, T.N.A. will R.I.P. sometime between now and sometime at around this time next year .... if not sooner.

Well, my loyal subjects, that's about it for me right now.  Hope to hear from you again someday soon.

C-U Later and Enjoy the Mat Mayhem.

Peace!!!!!


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