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Greetings and Salutations, Loyal Subjects!!!!
How are you all doing so far this week? I hope all of you had a happy, safe and enjoyable SummerSlam Weekend, and just thought I stop by and let you know about the match results that took place during this past Sunday night's SummerSlam pay-per-view event, originating from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California:
- In a pre-show match that was aired prior to the pay-per-view broadcast, ROB VAN DAM defeated United States Champion DEAN AMBROSE (Representing THE SHIELD) by Disqualification when ROMAN REIGNS interfered and floored the "Whole F ' N Show" with a Spear. However, since champioships in the W.W.E. can only change hands on a pinfall or submission, Ambrose retains the U.S. title. .....
In Pay-Per-View Bouts:
- BRAY WYATT beat KANE in a Ring of Fire Match when he pinned the "Big Red Machine" following a Spinning DDT after Wyatt Family members LUKE HARPER and ERICK ROWAN interfered and destroyed Kane. .....
- CODY RHODES defeated DAMIEN SANDOW when the second-generation Superstar pinned the "Intellectual Savior of the Masses" following the Cross Rhodes. .....
- World Heavyweight Champion ALBERTO DEL RIO defeated CHRISTIAN by Submission to retain the title when the "Essence of Excellence" forced "Captain Charisma" to tap out to the Cross Armbreaker. .....
- NATALYA NEIDHART (with "Funkadactyls" Naomi and Cameron) defeated BRIE BELLA (with Nikki Bella and Eva Marie) be Submission when the third-generation Diva forced Brie to tap out to the Sharpshooter .....
- BROCK LESNAR (with Paul Heyman) defeated C. M. PUNK in a No-Disqualification Match when the "Ultimate Fighting Machine"pinned the "Straight Edge Superstar" following an F-5 onto the steel chair. .....
- DOLPH ZIGGLER and KAITLYN defeated BIG E. LANGSTON and Divas Champion A. J. LEE in a Mixed Tag Team Match when Ziggler pinned Langston following the Zig-Zag. .....
- In the main event, DANIEL BRYAN defeated JOHN CENA to become the NEW W.W.E. Champion when the "American Dragon" pinned the "Chain Gang Commander" following a Running Knee Strike to the face. (W.W.E. Chief of Operations Officer and 13-time former World Champion TRIPLE-H was the Special Guest Referee). .....
- And in a Surprise Bonus Bout, RANDY ORTON "cashed in" his Money In The Bank briefcase to defeat DANIEL BRYAN and become the NEW W.W.E. Champion when the "Apex Predator" pinned the "American Dragon" after Special Guest Referee TRIPLE-H floored Bryan with the Pedigree.
And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. For better or worse, richer or poorer, sickness and in health, and until Cheeseburgers rule the world, those were your match results from SummerSlam. And although I must admit, the closing moments of the contest was a little too predictable for even THIS die-hard wrestling fan's own anything-but-good, I have to say the pay-per-view was one of the best I've seen in the W.W.E. so far this year. And with the Night of Champions coming up next month, I'm sure Mr. McMahon and his newly-formed Corporate Evolution franchise will continue making life miserable for the likes of Daniel Bryan, C. M. Punk, Dolph Ziggler, The Big Show, and just about every other Superstar and Diva all throughout the W.W.E. Universe over the next few weeks. After all, like Stephanie McMahon once told Divas Champion A. J. Lee, "Nobody does crazy like the McMahons". A definitive and stern warning to all those that oppose the newly-formed reign of terror that awaits us all in the W.W.E.
Well, my loyal subjects, that's about it for me right now. Hope to hear from you again soon. For now, though, keep thinking of good thoughts and pleasant dreams in your heart.
C-U Later and Enjoy the Mat Mayhem.
Peace!!!!! :D <3 ;)
