Reeka's blog: "Survey"

1. Ever been compelled to fill out an asinine survey? Yes - why else would I have a whole blog full of them?

2. Ever tear the tag off of a mattress depsite risk of fine and/or imprisonment? No, I'm too much of a rule-follower.  Although the tags DO say "except by owner" and I own my mattress... I keep the tags on the pillows too.  *hangs head in shame*

3. Ever used an aeresol can other than directed (bonus cool points for as a flamethrower to kill a spider) Yes - as a flamethrower - but for mosquitos, not a spider

4. Ever put in excess of 5 pringles in your mouth at once? Never even more than one - never had the thought to.

5. Ever been driving and kinda flinch because you dont remember part of the ride? All the time.  Especially when I was a teenager; it's a miracle I never got into any accidents.

6. Ever sneezed in your hand, and then were immediately confronted by someone that wanted to shake? Once.  When I was meeting Governer John Engler.  I shook it anyway cuz he was a Republican :P

7. What diversion did you create to get them to shake the other hand? OTHER hand?  I don't get it.

8. Ever been so drunk you ate all the individual components of a sandwich, but never actually made a sandwich? (ie-peice of bread, piece of meat, piece of cheese, squirt mustard in mouth) Probably, but I would've been too drunk to remember doing it.  I know I've done it with cracker sammiches, though... some ritz, cheese, summer sausage, more ritz...

9. Not counting medical facilities or online...Whats the largest number of people that have seen you naked at once? Junior year of high school; jumped into a pond where my top promptly fell off and I was none the wiser until I got out of the water and the 4 guys' eyes were fixed on my chest and I finally looked down.

10. What was the situation in question 9?  Ummm yeah, already answered that.

11. Have you ever recycled a miss work excuse? And did anyone remember you already used that one?  Only when it was the truth - too many medical issues to fake an illness.

12. Ever knock one off in traffic?  Yes.  And was cheered resoundingly by the semi truck driver next to me :s

13. Ever peed on a jellyfish victum? And did they ask you to first? or did ya just let it fly  No, but I WAS stung by a jellyfish, and my husband refused to pee on it.  Even in the freshwater shower.  Pussy.

14. Have you ever verbally said an internet acronym in r/l?  Oh Em Gee!!! Like all the time.

15. What is the most embarassing concert youve attended that you dont normally mention?  Kenny Rogers / Dolly Parton, when I was about 6 years old and they were playing at the fairgrounds where I was attending a chili cook-off.

16. Have you ever pitched a beer can out the passenger window into the bed of a pickup and it was sucked back in the back sliding window and nailed the driver in the head?  No, and I find that frighteningly randomly specific.

17. Have you ever shot a road sign? No.

18. Have you ever had an injury and lied about the cause? Yes.  Those pesky curling irons sure took advantage of my clumsiness when I was a teen...

19. Ever been asked to leave a late night breakfast joint?  Yes :s  Even a BAR, and I was cut off before 6pm on St. Patrick's Day a couple years ago.  And I'm such a fun drunk!  They must've been worried I'd scare other customers off by taking off the rest of my clothes.

20. Explain in one sentence, no less than 10 words, no more than 15, how you feel about RediWhip. Oh, how I love to lick designs into it on a man's chest!