1. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Oh, yeah that woulda required a doctor and I don’t remember that
2. What did you dream last night?
Why are you wishing it was you?
3. Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
How often are you calling?
4. Give a little whistle
As if, you’ll just have to get your cheap thrills elsewhere
5. What are you doing tomorrow?
Serial killing spree begins at dawn . . . Wanna join?
6. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
I still have not won the lottery or gotten laid
7. Do you like anyone?
Yeah as if I like people
8. Do you know anyone who is married?
I know people who wear rings
9. What's your favorite number?
Purple
10. Who was the last person to make you cry?
If I tell you I will have to kill you at dawn
11. Are you outgoing?
I go out . . .
12. When was the last time you cried?
Dawn is approaching, just keep asking
13. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Getting laid frequently
14. What is one thing you've learned about life?
Everything can be blamed on the boy
15. Are you jealous of anyone?
Is anyone jealous of me?
16. Is anyone jealous of you?
I asked you first
17. Have you ever used a friend?
Who is this friend of which you speak? Better yet did I use them in a way that was sexually gratifying or just to unclog the damn sink?
18. Do you think anyone likes you?
Oh I hope for their sake they don’t
19. Who was the last person you drove with?
I’ve never driven with anyone
20. What are you looking forward to?
Dawn
21. How are you today?
Oh I am answering this what the hell does that tell you?
22.What's your worst experience?
If I tell you I will see you at dawn
23. Are you currently single?
Ya would have noticed more than one of me
24. How many things in your past do you regret?
Not becoming a serial killer sooner
25. Do you have a best friend?
Again who is this friend?
26. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
2? Hell I am doing good to get 1
27. Have you ever been in the emergency room?
I was told I didn’t have to answer questions about that
28. What's the last movie you watched?
Blow . . .
29. If you could change anything about your past, what would you change?
Your birth
30. Have you ever felt like killing somebody?
Have you read anything I have typed?
31. Do you like your life?
It’s mine
32.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
When was it that I talked to you last?
33. What kind of music do you like?
I prefer the voices in my head
35. Do you have more friends that are girls or guys?
Must you keep reminding me
36. How long have you had Cherry Tap?
Since I signed up
37. Have you ever fallen asleep with someone of the opposite sex?
No never
38. What's one thing you wish you could be better at?
I’m perfect what are you talking about
39. Have you ever had feelings for someone who lived in another state?
Everyone is in another state when compared to my mind
40. What are some of your biggest fears of your life?
Dawn never arising
41. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
Sleep?
42. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
Oh I really would have noticed human removal don’t ya think
44. Have you kissed any one on your friend list?
Dammit I have a friend list?
45. Do you like to sing?
Only to torture the neighbors
46. What's the one thing you hope to accomplish in your life?
A spot on the evening news that begins with my neighbors saying “we knew she’d do it one day”
47. Are looks important?
To who?
48.What are you listening to?
The voices man the voices
49. What does the 8th text you sent on your mobile say?
Be glad I haven’t killed you yet
50. Do you believe in love?
I believe in desire
