I am trying to help someone out by connecting them to another resource.
I dial the number....
"Thank you for calling -------. If this is an emergency, hang up and dial 911. If you need some immediate assistance, please dial zero."
I dialed zero....
"Please wait."
So I wait....
and wait....
and wait....
and wait....
and wait....
and wait!!!!
"I am sorry. That person does not seem to be there. Please call back!"
((aughghghgghghghgh!!!))