ok i was busy cleaning and ran across a blue and red footprint on the wall of my kids room. now this kind of confused me my kids dont own paint and how the hell did that get here and how did my kids manage to get a footprint less then 6inches from the celing to boot? My kids take after me they are verry damn short even for thier age. So iam wracking my brain tring to figure this out to no avail finnaly i decide im gonna ask em. so i seprate the 2 ....(only way you can ever get a straight anserw out of twins bye the way is to remove them from each other while asking... if you dont it soon degrades into a he did he didnt i dont know ask him mess)so first i ask Rohnan this is my to smart for his own good and should grow up to bea polition cuz he can pretty much talk himself outa anything child. I ask him about this footprint on the wall ((now keep in mind iam not angry about this footprint i just want the mystry solved))) Rohnan gets this odd smile on his face and says smurfs then wont say a damn word more so ok im starting to get annoyed smurfs ??????????? what the heck kinda ansserw is smurfs my kids have never even seen the smurfs!!!!! But there rohnan is now giveing me the silent treatment look verry plsed with himeslf for some reson now keep in mind my boys are 9 a 9 yearold looking smug is usely a very bad thing something all parents dread cuz it uselly means they got away with something verry verry bad but all he will tell me is smurfs!!!!!! so i go on to to logan kk i figure now here ill get to the bottom of this logan is my quite child he tends to want to think about things before he talks if you dont give him time to think before he anserws you uselly get the baldfaced truth. so ok i ask logan about the footprint he looks confused a second till i show him the footprint gets this weird little smile on his face looks at me and says smurfs ok now im mad for one iam seriusly confused my kids never colabrate thyed fight over the color of the sky for sheer arguments sake and what the hell is up with these damn smurfs im starting to wonder if my kids have imangianry smurf freinds they are blameing crap on.but alas all either child will tell me is smurfs!!!!!!!!!! so ok its not that big a deal i tell myself pick your battles apperntly i will not get an anserw out of my kids about this a foot print in paint isnt worth yelling at them for... so i fill a bucket full of water bring a chair upstairs sit the kids in the room so i can clean this footprint off my wall and holy hanna all hell breacks loose the kids start crying and yelling no mom no pls dont mom pls leave it mom what the heck what is wrong with these kids its a stupid paint footprint on my wall why are these kids so horrifyed im gonna wash it off?????? so i try to calmly explain to the kids that footprints do not belong on walls that i have to clean it off becuse it doesnt belong there but the kids are sucha state and begging me pls dont take it off that even thu iam confused ass heack i leave it there. but their freacking out about me takeing it off and smurfs comment has me realy worried now do my kids need shrinks? so i sit them both down on the bed for a nice long get to the bottom of this talk and finnaly the storey unfolds ....last summer my kids were bored and their cusins were down i had a roll of newsprint paper and a crap loada bottles of tempura paint from some odd craft project or another i did with the kids and decided that id set it out in long strips in the yard and let the kids bodie paint .... this is uselly a bath activity only but we had company so i got em all in swimgear and set em loose now the kids had so much fun and insteada bodie painting the were paint slip and slideing lol they all looked so cute covered head to toe in paint and were haveing such fun that i had to go hug and kiss em even covered in paint well of caurse slippy paint mischiuvus kids i wound up covered in paint to ....possibly even more so then the kids were (((heres where smurfs comes in bye the way incase you lost track of the storey i know i digressed ))) my sister is standing to the side laughing so hard the only thing she can splutter is smurfs you guys look likea family of smurfs !!!!!!!! well it seems when the paint fun was over while i was showering off my sister had carried one of the children up stairs held em up and let em put a perment remideder of a perfect memory on their wall... the kids words its our bedtime smile mom we get in trouble and get sent to our room no matter how mad we are at you that footprint makes us smile and think smurfs!!! of caurse i cryed what mother wouldnt
