Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Oh seriously do you want names? There are way too many for that . . . But let’s just say that the greatest majority of them belong in one category and that would just be the human race . . . Enough said.
How do you flush the toilet in public?
Hmm, never thought about it before but usually I grab some tissue paper and cover my hand and flush that way.
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
I try to always wear it, but I don’t every time I get in I admit that, though yeah I know I should.
Do you have a crush on someone?
Yeah I guess I do, though lord knows I shouldn’t.
Name one thing you worry about running out of.
Time I guess is the biggest thing
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Oh good lord I get Anjelica Houston quite a bit, but hell if I know, better yet damned if I care if I look like someone famous.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cheese
Do you crack your knuckles?
Yeah I do it without even realizing that I am doing it most of the time
What song do you hate the most?
That changes frequently, depends on what they play on the radio all the time
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
I always have songs I hate stuck in my head so don’t flatter yourself
What are your super powers?
I can be cold and unfeeling in any situation no matter whose feelings are involved
Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint
Where are your car keys?
Hmmm, seeing as how I have no car then the keys to that car are probably locked in th trunk of it so I can never get to them
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Hell if I care, I didn’t even want to hear my own
What's your most annoying habit?
My uncanny ability to be cold and unfeeling to anyone in any situation
Where did you last go on vacation?
As if I get a vacation
What is your best physical feature?
My eyes . . . Now if they only shot laser beams I would be so fucking happy
What CD is closest to you right now?
There are no Cds close to me
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing, Heinz ketchup, and usually Coca Cola but if not it is sitting on the floor near the fridge
What superstition do you believe/practice?
I avoid garlic . . . Just in case
What color are your bed sheets?
Yeah they are pink right now, yeah you read it right fucking pink
Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
Disease and filth or disease and filth, hmmm guess I’ll go with disease and filth
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
I only drive when I talk on my cell phone
What are your favorite sayings?
Ok I say “you’ll have that” and “dammit man” all the fucking time
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don’t really sing in the shower but if I did I guess it would be whatever I heard before getting in there or whatever I heard on the radio while in there
If you could go back or forward in time, where would you go?
Who the hell are you fooling I’d go get some fucking Power Ball numbers just so I could quit worrying about shit all the time
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Pretty sure I do not have one
What CD is in your stereo?
Hmm, Metallica Master of Puppets I do believe
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
The same one as is in there now, like I am going to change it just because you ask that question
How many kids do you plan on having?
None, I have a surprisingly cheap 12 year old I am willing to part with on a completely different topic
If you could kiss anyone whom would it be?
Not you so you may release your breath now
What do you do when no one is watching?
Oh what the fuck do you expect me to say I dance around like a fool?
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you?
Some unknown girl that has a serious attitude problem and no reason to correct it
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Oh I am taking so many people out in that fucking blaze with me
Coffee or Tea?
Women
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
I’ve never seen a really bad concert
Have you ever been in love?
I’ve been near love, in the vicinity, I could see love
Do you talk to yourself?
In different voices so I can fool myself into thinking that I have actual friends
