The guy who hit my car this morning was lucky I already had coffee. I waved him off, after the idot rear ended me at a red light- there was no damage, and I was in a hurry. Starbucks saved another day! Though, I should have taken this for an omen...
At the Mayo Clinic (no Keno- I didn't order a sandwhich!) I spent 45 minutes listening to the genetics counselor give me a crash course in 7th grade biology and 8th grade anatomy... I realize I may have passed with D's but that's simply because I'm too smart for school, damn it.. and I got bored. I know how DNA works! That lecture really tested my patience and my ability to harness my A.D.D.
Next I was escorted down the hall where I was to have blood drawn. An impossible feat- even on my best day... I warned the technican that it would be difficult, and if she could swallow her pride and her need to stroke her ego- simply get her senior lab monkey to do the job- it would be less stressful. Yeah... she didn't listen... spent 5 minutes of bliss ::eyeroll:: with her fishing inside of my arm for the vein. No luck, no surprise. Her superior lab monkey offered to help- sticking me two more times before they gave up. I was ordered to go home and drown in gatorade....
Leaving the lab I was greeted by a symphony... seriously- piano, violin, bass... that combined with the expensive art smothering the walls made me laugh. Ohhh the irony! It reminded me of the Titanic sinking.
"We're all going to die, but at least well be well entertained!"
