Men... fun times. ::eyeroll::
The men in my life enter through the door, browsing, looking for "something different" or "something fun". Well... you came to the right place. I'm fucking unique alright... These men are tired of relationships without adventure, sex, stimulation of the mind... They're tired of their dead end jobs, beige walls, fake women, stale food.
They end up leaving me for various reasons... too extreme, can't be controlled, too honest, not accessible. Or they just weren't honest with their needs and abilities.
When lamenting on this subject... Nor (my dear) gave me some insight: "You're like a Porche, and they can only afford a Honda".
Okay, well that makes me feel a little better... but I wanna be a VIPER instead!
Thanks Nor ... and to all the other wonderful guys in my life who are just awesome as hell: GREG (Reck), Lief, Keno, Ben, Russ, and Justin.
