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Nix the Vixen's blog: "Nix's Journal"

created on 10/21/2006  |  http://fubar.com/nix-s-journal/b16210
As much as I like to rant... I LOVE to laugh. Many people online complain that I'm being one sided, sharing only my anger. This is true- these blogs are an outlet for my frustration. But I make a point to be silly and laugh everyday... though most of you won't see that... it's reserved for my family, mostly... my kids. So, things that make me laugh... One day my oldest kid "Shark" asks (while in the car, listening to Nelly) "Mom, when am I going to be old enough to get a gold grill?" ...I almost crashed the car I laughed so hard. After coming home from school I asked my youngest "Loki" if he took of his shoes before coming in the house. "Loki, did you take your shoes off like I asked?" He replied, "Yes Mommy". I said, "You took your shoes off... and left them at the door, Loki?" ..... "yes Mommy" he said again. "Loki, if you took off your shoes............................................. why the hell are they still on your feet?" My three year old taught me a valuable lesson: ask a stupid question, you're going to get a stupid answer. The time Shark found my handcuffs and decided to lock them on his ankles... not knowing there was no key to be found. The police disbatcher chuckled a little, but sent out the police. Once the police arrived, and realized he couldn't open the cuffs, he chuckled a little and called the fire department. Finally, with 7 hot men in my house, all making jokes about why I needed handcuffs to begin with......... we got the cuffs off. They gave me the number of a 24 hour lock smith in my area- you know, in case other emergencies come up. Of course when my kids run down the hall with interesting new toys they found in mom's room....... and start a "sword fight"..... in front of house guests... you can't do anything but laugh. So see.......................... I'm not always angry.
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