SLIM otherwise known as HEFTY's blog: "self expression"

Theres a rhyme n a REASON why I do the things I do and dont do the things I dont do or asked to do. For now On I am gonna go by a few rules and it will be explained basically im going back to F.T.W. scratch my back n I will do the same I have friends I have aquaintances...you know What I appreciate every convo n rate n anything else from you all THERE IS A REASON I DONT ENTER CONTESTS.....I CANT BOMB WELL AND I REFUSE TO COMPETE WITH A FELLOW FRIEND IN A CONTEST....ITS UTTER F'N BULLSHIT cuz you then have friends decide who to rate n comment bomb or whatever n THEY REALLY DO SHOW THERE TRUE COLORS...so why even compete when your just stealing from each other when 1 could actually win Im not bout favortism If you rate my stash or pics....guess what I RETURN THE FAVOR....so feel free at your discretion another thing YES I DO WEDDINGS but I dont have alot of free time so YES it has to be somewhat on my TERMS...I DO DJ,...I do WRITE n DESIGN TAGS N BULLY's...I DO PROMOTE A LOUNGE, I DO SIT IN MY (YES MY OWN LOUNGE) GO FIGURE so when someone does ask for help I am willing to HELP...always have been whether I know you or not. well I decided since lately people have had these snobbish attitudes n dont help or whatever the case...Im gonna do the SAME if your NOT a friend then weddings cost 2000 fubucks BULLYS 2k fubucks TAGS 2k fubucks other arraingments can be worked out trust me I am quite a push over YOU WANT ME TO BOMB YOU...then you better think bout what you want to compensate me for my time since I do know how to bomb NOW...and think to yourself WHEN I ASKED YOU FOR HELP did you help me...basically WWSD ( WHAT WOULD SLIM DO) on a side NOTE....I am very HAPPY in my RELATIONSHIP and if you cross that BORDER or LINE TRUST ME IT ISNT PRETTY...so instead of being a back stabbing bastard and going after someone else women then do it like a man....yes YOU KNOW WHO IM REFFEREING TO I FEEL I SAID ENOUGH IF THERE IS SOME MIS-INTERPETATION THEN ASK ME BOUT IT I WILL EXPLAIN IT IN SLOW MOTION FOR YOU

Doesn't always mean your a PLAYER!!! From my point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. (like a friend) We don't care if you're friends with other guys. (just friends!) But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you (and when they ask what are you doing when we're sitting next to you dont respond with "nothing just sitting around".....ur with ur f'in boyfriend), but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. ____________________________________________________ Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL BAD" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." ____________________________________________________ Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed. ____________________________________________________ You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are. honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up (but don't wear that out in public religiously......seriously) ____________________________________________________ Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. ____________________________________________________ Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. ____________________________________________________ Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful" ____________________________________________________ Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. (unless you make em feel bad by hookin up with that guy you were on the phone with at 2 am) Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ... ....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT! Give the nice guys a chance ************************************************** Guys repost this if you agree Girls repost this if you think it's cute Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

This guy is a freakin genius... I bolded some that stuck out to me :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.. 11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. AHEM THIS IS THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!! 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER. 16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky. 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding. 21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. 27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. 28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. 29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out. 30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. 31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know what that is) 32. NEVER talk about one of your other friends that are girls. NEVER hug another girl in front of your girlfriend. use common sense here, if your talking to your girlfriend, and you have nothing to say, and you bring up another girl, she WILL get mad at you. DONT BE STUPID!

First off let me state one thing and one thing only....I AM SINGLE right there should be enough to say For whoever may seen my page latley or know me should know that. I have been dealing with alot of life issues lately and finally got some of them figured out. I am on here to meet greet and make new friends. I am looking for RELATIONS not RELATIONSHIPS Just when you think you got shit figured out you have NO IDEAIf you have seen my page you would probally think otherwise Let me just say to whoever and everyone my page is not a place to seek war and rub things in to other One they are just comments, if you dont like what you see then dont look....simple as that. I refuse to delete anything there is no point. Look unless you hear things out of my mouth then its probally not true and dont assume anything bout me because your probally really wrong then. Dont listen to what others say because they probally dont know and there opions and words are just that. things are better these days then they were a few weeks ago. just trying to deal with the stress. I am not ready top jump into anything or trying to. I have been single for months now and plan on staying that way for a bit longer. I havent even got to enjoy the alone time or how it feels to be single. I am just now starting to feel that. If am not here to play games or shit like that but it feels like that position is thrown on my lap. I need to start hanging out more with my friends on whatever day or whenever i want and not feel like i did something wrong by doing it. I have turned over a new leaf, and I am gonna try to jump on that with past friendships and oppurtunities and take every new one that comes my way. I will not be backed into any position just because. I am controlling my outcome and my life from this point and will not be bum rushed into doing something just becuase it makes them feel good There is more I could right but we will save that for another momentThere has been alot of things said and thrown out there well it all needs to be taken with a grain of salt. I love all. in I am LOVED BY FEW HATED BY MANY I am confident and it seems to be growing back everyday. with all that I dealt with the last few weeks I have come to the conclusion you cant knock me down I will just come back that much bigger and stronger. I cant blame those who feel the way whatever it may be. good or bad. I am the most genuine person there is and I speak my mind most of it. Its not my fault people twist it into there own perceptions and thoughts and views. When I speak you should listen. I was created and my attitude was made by the sick demented disease of the world. I am the way I am because it has gotten me this far not anyone else. My faults are my faults I dont blame noone else except. I am gonna try to do my best just be me for a minute and see where my roller coaster of a ride will take me. I am truning a big 30 very shortly here and just want to have fun no stress no worries and no BS drama, which no matter what i do or say seems to happen specially when some people stick there nose into shit they shouldnt and others smell that shit and dont like the way it tastes or smells. If these people like me so much then quit the shit it gets you nowhere except into a bigger toliet. By doing good things it sometimes does nothing but cause worse things to happen and piss me off. well if thats the goal of your actions go ahead and do it..

Philosophy of sex. .. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy .. "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin .. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen .. "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield .. "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner .. "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry .. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns .. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant ." --George Burns .. "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone .. "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) .. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson .. "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) .. "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams .. "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal .. "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro .. "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman .. "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld .. "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart .. "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams

Look this is pretty much my life in a nutshell where it has been and where Im going. THE BAD: I have had a turmoil of events over the past year and ahalf. I have lost my license by getting a OUIL last december that was the start. It made me quit a great cooking job with great people. Over that Time I have struggled with people personalites, money and Jobs. I have even put my school on hold for the moment with pretty much 1 year left to finish my program and associates degree in computers. hopefully I can get a minor in my second love Cooking. I used to be into some heavy duty things before my downfall but found out it wasnt what I needed. I drink still but am more responsible and not as much any more and want to cut back even more. I was the type that if I smelled gasoline I threw the match on it. I am learning thats not always the best thing to do. I have no car no license not alot of money. I smoke and drink by my choice. I have alienated too many people over the course of the years for reasons not always deserved. I dont have alot of friends that I hang out with or even talk to on aregular basis. alot of it because they have been pushed away for whatever reason. alot of the bad in my life is because I wasnt focused and thought to much about others. I take responsibility for my actions and what Ihave done. THE GOOD: I am a sarcastic stubborn Asshole at times. I love sports and my friends more then anything, so much some times it brings out the worst. I love my music more then alot of things because it centers me. HIP- HOP is my one true love but appreciate and love all genres. I am a cook learning to be a Chef at a classy restaurant (the brewery)now, which is as better as the job I left a year ago and so great for having it. I am somewhat a dork in nature I like comics, I like poetry and appreciate finer things in life to satisfy my time and keep me away from misery. I am gonna put forth all my effort into my relationship with people that deserve it and my job. I cant do anything at this point but improve my situation and that wwhat I intend to do. I am into computers. I am ADD which makes me wirey and fidgety. I dont get out much which sux, sometimes I feel like im 16 again. I will now focus one me since I am the only one that can make me succeed. I am also gonna keep people of inspiration and you have the will to move forward in life. Negativity is a killer and I will not surround my Aura with it anymore. I need inspiration and the will to push forward and I think I finally got that revalation running through my blood in the past week. I finally realized I wanted everything my parents have and wanted and was trying to make those steps to get that and I will succeed. With marriage, love, wealth, mind body and my soul.