Received an email from a friend today. I don't drink a lot, but it is amazing what some lengths people will go to.
The email stated:
"I have compiled a Master Reference binder for all staff. Inside this binder you will find "solutions" to everyday problems. If you are having problems with the photocopier, having difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems...please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.
Use the red binder for all issues...it is guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed."
See photos as
"Exhibit 1"!!