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1) Are you really ready for 100 questions? I guess so! 2) Person who means most? God 3) Do you believe in God? Yeah 4) Who did you last say "I love you" to? my mom 6) What's your ringtone? i had it set differantly for differatn ppl bt dont have my phone right now 7) Have a best friend? Yes'em 8) Are you a big boy or girl? who you callin fat? haha yessum imma big girl now... i piss in the toilet and everything!!! 10) How do you want to die? in a massive orgasm... or my sleep lol 11) What did you last drink? coffee.... mmmmm coffee 12) Last call? kyle from insurance company 13) Tom from MySpace is about to go to jail, what’s your first thought? jailbait strikes again ahahaha 14) Ever been to Disney World? nope lived 30 min from it and never went 16) Favorite fruits? granny smith apples, frozen grapes, or pinapple with cottage cheese 17) How much do you text? i used to be the text queen.... 2000+ txt a month 18) Like reading? Yes, I LOVE to read!!! 19) Are you gonna get high later? nope drugs are for kids 20) Do you hate anyone at the moment? nope... dispise, horribly dislike, terribly disappointed in ppl yes but hate no. 21) Do you miss someone? Yes 21) Twirl or cut your spaghetti? Twirl and slurp... unless its skyline chilli then you must cut to get all the layers of goodness in.... its a rule.... they have classes.... 22) Who is your best friend's brother's wife's daughter's boyfriend? um i dont think her family goes that far hahaah 24) Do you tan a lot? No but if imma be a stripper i got to work on that 25) How exactly are you feeling? giddy and sore... wierd huh? lmao 26) Ever eat food in a car while someone or your self is driving? yes and yes 28) Have a favorite stuffed animal? my baby patunia 30) Ever have Barbie and Ken dolls? not til i was a teenager. my mom was part of the anti-barbie movement and when i did get them as a teen it was to cut off her hair, decapatate her and hang her head from my handle bars and other random body parts from my backpack... 31) What are you going to do today? do a headligth restoration on my car and hope the neghbors see and ask me to do theiras for extra money and then pick up troy from work, watch scary movies and pass out... well thats the plan but if that happens who knows.... 32) What are you listening to? violent j's new solo album 33) Do you want to have kids? i'd like to have some kids come and clean my house once a wek when i am older lol 34) Ever kissed somebody who's name started with an E? ed, enrique, eric, eva... yeah i guess so. 35) Do you type fast? Yuppers especially when im pissed... weither you can read it or not thats on you lmao 36) Do you have tattoos? 3 soon to be 4 :) 38) Can you spell well? Nope 39) What do you miss most about your past? My friends, and being care free!!! *agreed* 40) What are you craving right now? cake. chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and chocolate ice cream and choclate milk... hmmmm wonder why hahahahaah 43) Does somebody love you? god does,... but i kinda think he has to..... 60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents? parent yes but really.... who needs 2? lmao 61) What kind of phone service do you have? had verizon 62) Do you believe your ex thinks about you? yeah fuckers wont leave me alone.... 63) Who was your best friend in 6th grade? elizabeth cohen 64) Have you ever been betrayed by a best friend? Yes 65) Your hair color? Brown 66) Is your house big? when i get one i will let you know 67) Where is your cat at? back yard i think 68) Have you ever walked outside in the rain? Yes 69) Do you make good grades? i used to 70) What color are your pillow cases? burgundy 71) Do you take drugs? they are prescribed i promise 72) Last time you had a nice bubble bath? few weeks ago 73) Are you a vegan? hell no i like my cow to say mooo as its going down my throat ahaahah 74) Whats your middle name? its a cracker ahaha 75) Do you play the Wii? no i was taugth not to play with my piss thank you 76) How do you feel about Wal-Mart? aaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaha i think im contracted not to comment this one ahahaha 77) How long have you had a myspace? idk 3 years i think 78) Who has inspired you the most? my grandpa 79) Favorite pick up line? hi........lol 80)How old will you be in 3 months? 21 ;) 81) Are you happy with life right now? its alot better then it was but can always use improvements... if not then you lose hope 82) Can you keep white shoes clean? no but i only wear white sock hah! 83) Do you believe in true love? Yes 84) Do you like roller coasters that go upside down? no but i ride them anyways 85) Siblings? i have them 86) Favorite season? Fall 87) Do you like to be outside? yup i work outside 88) What are you going to do when you're finished with this survey? headligth restoration on my car 89) Are you bored? nope just procrastinating 91) Ever fail a class? yeah but i was protesting it 92) Are you hungry? Nope 93) Favorite piece of jewelry? my gramma's ring 94) What makes you happy? other ppl being happy cuz of me 95) Would you change your name? yes i have changed it 96) Do you know how to skateboard? Nope 97) Are you paranoid? Should I be? 98) Do you watch the news? try not to... too depressing 100) Currently in a relationship? Yes

Ever gone out with a football player? uh no.... Last person to make you smile? troy Who were you with at 12:00 last night? troy If you're sleeping and someone calls you what do you say? ehhh ello? Ever receive a really long apology? yes, filled with excuses and guilt trips and everything but an apology Feel like talking to someone that you haven't in a while? yes Who did you hug last? troy's gramma Whats your relationship with this person? um my new gramma Whats a food that you and your best friend both love? we used to chow down on some loaded fries yo!!!! *sighs* i miss my tyra Are you mad at the last person who called you? Who was it? no like her alot actually... she saved me 500$ on my car insurance lmmfao Afraid to answer sexual questions? nope.... phew.... see that wasnt hard. Expecting something to change in the next month? Yes my car will be current and i will be older.... *gasp* i will be older :( ok ppl i wants lots and lots of money for my birthday to forget that im getting *gulp* old.... Ready for winter to come? eh i guess.... more excuses to grind up on someone... er uh... i mean use survival tips to stay warm hehehe If you could move out of the house right now would you? i just did move out of the house.... went to the other house for lunch and then moved my ass back into this one... :P Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? yeah my kitty hahaha oh something else er uh.... nope!!! *goes back to looking at my kitty hahahahahaha What is your favorite class? sex ed Were you an honor roll student in school? uhhhhh.... next! Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex? aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha yeah Are you keeping a big secret right now? *adjusts halo* nope not me. Besides sleeping, what else do you do in your room? eat, watch tv, computer, fart, burp, fuck, sneeze, change cloths, talk on phone... im sure theres more..... lmao How do you make your money? imma dirty bitch you put it together What do you have planned for tonight? at some point i will go to sleep but other then that i try not to plan too much, always seems to get changed. You're trapped in a room for 3 days with your worst enemy, what do you do? hope i have toe nail clippers, rubbing alchohol, salt, straight balde and muzzle so i can fufill my fantasy... oh and restraints. hehe If you ever wanna live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine, do you? got to die sometime Are you taller than 5'5''? yes thanks god, otherwise i would look so much fat-er Today did you kiss a person you have feelings for? you saw me kissing myself in the mirror???!!!! :-o Have you ever been around someone who was high? wow you dont know me at all do ya..... lmao yes When is your birthday? oct 9th where i will be 21... again... hehe If you could have one thing right now what would it be? an everlasting back massage... i think i broke my ass Would you get married if you could right now? only if he is 98 yrs old, rich, and on his death bed. Is the last person you kissed mad at you? naw i kiss to good to get mad at haha Do you think you are an argumentative person? no... why? who said i was? wtf? thsi is bullshit!!! who said it?! imma kick 'em in the taint!!! How' s your heart lately? dunno i lost it a while ago. lemme know if you find ti though k? lamo Are you a forgiving person? Yes, forgive but never forget:) How ticklish are you? very Are you in a good mood? Yes yes yes Do you prefer warm or cold weather? luke warm haha Is any part of your body sore? lower back and ass... again.... i think i broke my ass :( Brothers, sisters? 1 brother, 1 1/2 sisters Is there anyone who's a lot like you? bob and jojo bt they live in my head so thats probably why they are like me.... Are you a mean person? nope im a little fucking ray of sunshine How is your hair? still there. wait...... yup, still there... Do you care if people hate you for no reason? nope fuckem Who was the last person you were mad at? tony.... more disappointed and annoyed though Where is your cell phone? i smashed it cuz i got this wierd missed call with a video messgae that i would die and never finish a survey today at 10:52 a.m. holy shit it's 10:50!!!! :o ahahahaah Dark hair or light hair in the opposite sex? Dark duh Do you miss anyone right now? YES! Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20? hey now... thats too close to jail time and i will have non of that!!!!!! Name someone that made you laugh today? patunia Do you prefer to call or text? Text Where is your biological father at? last i heard somewhere on the east coast, probably scarfing down something deep fried and dipped in chocolate to clog those bastard arteries until he crokes. Is there a guy or girl that knows almost every thing or most every thing about you? Yes Do you tell your mom everything ? hell no!!!! wanna keep her alive as long as possible people!!!! Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Yes Have you told anyone you loved them today? Yes You have a tan line anywhere? yes cuz imma strippa hahahaha How long until your birthday? omg 3rd time its been brought up!!! 3 weeks ppl 3 weeks start your shopping now damnit!!!!! Are you better at math or art? math... im a logical thinker type person thing going on. yeah.... Science or History? science Where did you go to pre-school, if you went at all? indian hill What's your favorite brand of gum? orbit.... cuz its fora dirty mouth hahaha Do you own a digital camera? not anymore my ex stole it fucking bastid How old is the cellphone you have right now?: year Do you know anyone named Tyler?: yup What was the last thing you bought? headlight restoration kit cuz i know how to do that stuff hahaha and some panties cuz imma be a stripper ahahaha Can you do a handstand? : sure put yer hand on the ground right here and i will stand on it Have you ever had a pet fish? yeah but they prefer the toilet life.... tehy really were family damn white trash fish!!! What' s on your wish list for your birth day? cash and some cheesy romantical surprisew cuz i never have one of those for my birthday before hahaha Does the future make you more nervous or excited? the only future i think about is 5 minutres from now. Do you like surprises? if they are happy happy joy joy ones yes none of those "surprise your fired" no not those. Do you believe that every thing happens for a reason? Yes How many kids do you want to have? well i have ahd 4 so imma say 4..... What are your plans for tomorrow? is taht less then 5 minutes away? i dont think so!!!! ask me tomorrow Do you feel like life will be easier when you're older, or harder? easier cuz i will have practice on how to kill without leaving evidence