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Bitch Stole My Fish. You have seen it because it's my picture on here. Why you ask? Why would I have a picture of that poor little boy looking like he wants to unleash what HAS to be a strong pimp hand on the young lady holding his fish? What does that say about society? Well I'll tell you.
Bitch stole my fish says "Hey Mr. Government...we won't pay $3.09 for gas anymore. Go kick some ass in the middle east and get the price down or YOU will get the pimp hand."
Bitch Stole My Fish says "Hey you criminals..no more time at the Washington State facility for educating and reforming our wayward adults. No no...Bitch Stole My Fish says...you do the crime...you'll do the time but you'll do it in a small cell with no cable, no books and your days will consist of making big rocks little rocks. Only when criminals fear our correctional system like they fear the Strong Pimp Hand will the balance be restored."
Bitch Stole My Fish says "Hey...all you women (and mens) who think you are better than someone else and can walk all over the little guy. You have soemthing coming. And it's called the back of my little hand. Everyone on this planet has something special and unique to offer someone else. And if you can't see beyond the exterior to find it then maybe you need a lil hand to clear your vision. Get to KNOW someone before you write them off as weird, odd and freakin creepy. I gave Adam that chance and now look at him! (Sorry Anderson...I had to...ha ha ha)"
And finally Bitch Stole My Fish says "World....you have no idea the punishment coming your way from the two feet of bad ass determination standing right here. You can accomplish anything that you set your mind to and dream of (except evidently getting past Salma Hayek's bodyguard) if you are willing to put in the work and keep your game and your lil pimp hand strong."
That is all for now...
