Sweatpants Tent's blog: "Random Thoughts"

So I am sick as hell.  And I am sitting here at home (ed note...I didn't finish this yesterday when I was home sick...so I am posting this morning...) thinking...what's my favorite song.  I decided that today it's Buckcherry's Crazy Bitch.  Why you ask?  Well...not since "Closer" from NIN has there been a song that just lays it out there like this.  With Closer...you got "I want to f**k you like an animal"  well grrrrr baby grrrr.  Talk about just calling it right out.  Do you think he meant a cougar?  Or maybe a racoon?  I like to think he meant a really horny chimpanzee.  I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.  (sorry...I know it doesn't fit...but I LOVE that movie)  Anyways...like Trent Reznor, Josh Todd who is the lead singer of Buckcherry decided to call America out and let us know about a unique segment of the female population and his fascination with them.  Crazy Bitch talks about that one nutty chick who you don't want to marry...but that isn't why you have her around anyways.  Every guy knows that chick.  You keep waiting to hear from your friends that she tried to break into an ex's house or see her on the news.  She's nuts...but she's also a hellcat in the sack.  So let's break the song down a little.  Verse 1:  Break me down, you got a lovely face, We're going to your place, And now you got to freak me out, Scream so loud, getting f**kin' laid, You want me to stay, but I got to make my way.  OK...so...she's hot, she says...let's get outta here...go to my place and do the dirty.  Oh yeah.  She's awesome...it's hot...then she says something like "I love you...did you want to move in tomorrow" or "You remind me of my ex...I wish I hadn't killed him..." so bam...WOW..it's REALLY late....gotta run!  My number?  Sure..it's 555-1212.  OK...verse 2.  Well verse 2 doesn't make a lot of sense so we'll skip to the chorus...cause that's where the beef is anyways.  "Hey You're a crazy bitch But you f**k so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.  There it is.  You're in my head...I can't stop thinking about you...at the same time...I worry about the safety of my cat and car...and I am glad you don't know where I live.

I hope this trend of honesty in music continues.  I like the sappy rock ballads like Daughtry's Over you as well.  I mean everyone can relate and all.  But for today...I like the honesty of Buckcherry...and I salute them!  That's all....for now anyways.. :)