Alright, since we still have all those recon satellites in orbit that can take crystal clear pictures of a postage stamp from orbit, have you ever asked yourself.....
1) When the satellites are over the United States, do bored techs use the cameras to zoom in and see if they can get pictures of nude sun bathers?
2) Do they ever try to see down a woman's blouse from orbit?
3) Are there pictures of you posted on a bulletin board in the NSA building with some witty title?
4) Is there some strange lady trying to count the freckles on every bald man's head in america?
5) Now that you know the capabilities of these wonderful satellites would you ever engage in intimate activities with your significant other in the great outdoors, knowing that someone may be watching from UP there?
