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Jake from State Farm's blog: "Nowadays"

created on 07/09/2007  |  http://fubar.com/nowadays/b100448

Woman's Voice: [from plumber's voicemail recording, 3:35 a.m.]  Hi, sorry to bother you. You’re probably asleep. I’m still not comfortable with the drip.  (pauses, music in background, woodwinds, sounds like marching band)

Woman's Voice, Cont:  I know it’s late. But could you check it again? Not now. You’re probably asleep, I know. I know I’m crazy, right? I don’t care for drips. I hate them for some reason. They keep...you know. Obviously, that’s why they’re drips. (laughs)

Woman's Voice, Cont:  Call me, please. Nothing urgent. Can wait until the morning, I guess. (pausesLater in the morning. (pauses) Maybe I should shut the bathroom door, I don't know. Maybe that would help. If I shut the door. I don't think so, because it'd still be dripping really.

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