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i am 'photosynthesis' in a nutshell!
A craptacular quiz by Danielle!
1. When you were a kid, did it make you kind of happy when other kids got in trouble? Did you taunt or mock them with evil glee?
:: "i laugh in the face of danger. ha. ha. ha.!" [in a tempestuous laugh!].
i was in trouble everyday, so if another kid getting in trouble was what it took to keep me company in detention, or the principles office, well then i was strangely amused!
2. Do you have a neurosis (or two or three)?
:: i guess it all depends on how you catagorize the word "neurosis". I tend to mimick the likeness of an individual with OCD. For example: It is critical that i have no more, or no less than 222 friends on my myspace list. This afternoon i woke up to find that all that deleting and scouring got me nowhere! i now have 221 friends, and i am seriously considering crawling back to a "friend" whom i have deleted and asking for forgiveness. but in all actuality, it is likely that another person will add me in the near future. so i guess i will just have to have patience...a virtue that i do not possess.
3. Do you look through other people's medicine cabinets? If so, what are you looking for?
:: seeing as, i am not a med-head, nor am i a klepto, therein lies the question of why on earth i would possibly look through someones's private collection of anti-histamines and anti-biotics [or anti-psychotics for that matter]. am i looking for a tampon? maybe a q-tip? or even a very well needed roll of toilet paper? i think we all know the answer!: did you hear about "the story of the curious oysters"? [better known as "the walrus and the carpenter"?]. [just incase you haven't noticed: i answered your question with a question].
::"curiosity is a form of lust. a wandering cupidity of the eye and mind"
4. Have you ever snooped through someone else's diary? If so, did you find anything awesome?
:: not exactly. if you consider finding a personal email 'someone else's diary', then, yes. once upon a time, i stumbled accross an email from my mother to her husband containing information about his current affair, who this person was, and details of sexual acts he had performed on her.......... MEXICAN WHORES FOR EVERYONE!
5. Have you ever vandalized something? If so, what?
:: i can't say that i have truly "vandalized" anything. but i can say that i "defaced" the guitar that was given to me by my dad on my thirteenth birthday. It was given to him by my uncle who molested me when i was seven. therefore it had no meaning to me, with the exception that, when i carried around my guitar, it carried bad memories of my uncle along with it. something which i dont care to have.
6. If you had to choose between being Dolly Parton or Cher for a day, who would you choose to be? What would you do as them?
::: we all know that i have tiny tits, so that is one reason why i would be dolly...besides the fact that i just LOVE her! especially in 'steel magnoilias' [my fave], but to be Cher for the day would be much more entertaining! if i could be Cher for the day i would:
:: pick a fat juicy booger out of my left nostril and wipe it right between queen elizabeth's eye sockets. leaving her breathless, and speechless, mind you!
:: act out the likes of the lady alien slayer in the movie, 'heavy metal', and chop off pathetic paris hilton's head with one sweep of inuyasha's trusty tetsaiga. in an act he calls "wind scar!"
:: create a computerized outlet at the nape of my neck, plug myself into cyberspace, and have dirty virtual sex with mayor adam west in the potted plant next to his desk.
:: i would inflate myself to thirty-five pounds with a tire pump, float through the porthole to your mind and eat a pesto bagel inside your pancreas.
7. If you faced a death sentance unless you ran naked through a church during Sunday morning service, what denomination of church would you choose to expose yourself to?
:: DEFINITELY Catholic! then i could run my fat, cracka-white ass into the confession booth, repent, and absolve myself of my naked sins. haha. what a crock!
8. If you had a problem with incontinance, would you wear adult diapers and carry baby wipes in your purse or backpack?
:: seeing as i already carry baby wipes with me and also neatly store them on the back of my toilet tank, i would have to say "duh". as for wearing diapers: i would much rather have a diaper cover my "accident" then having it run down my leg at a nice dinner at Scala's where i coincidentally run into Blythe Danner having drinks with her friend, OR leave shitty poopclots on some expensive berber carpet upon entering a neighbor's doorway at 5:3o in the morning, in search of the perfect pancake!
9. Do you think that you'd be "out" enough about your incontinance to carry a diaper bag with your initials embroidered on it?
:: all i have to say is: "hell yeah!" i would design it myself! it would have a cooler on the bottom of the bag so i could carry around my beer and assorted ointments for my raw asshole. it might also have a built-in radio/cassette player so i could jam to mixed tapes that take me back childhood. also, it would adorn a fresh-lock seal for my funky-stankin dirty diapers!
10. If you had to rename yourself after an act of God (weather condition, natural disaster, etc...) what would you choose?
:: "photosynthesis". not only does the word itself, sound extremely cool; it is the process of developing an transforming beauty in green plants and flowers. This too is has a double meaning: my goal in life is to make everything beautiful, but i am also "green with envy" at most things that possess more beauty than i alone, can harvest. i am the most jealous person you will ever meet, and i will be the first to admit it.
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