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Woman 1: All he does is look at the house.
Woman 2: Why?
Woman 1: He says, relaxes him.
Woman 2: (nods)
Woman 1: My husband relaxes standing in the street staring at our house.
Woman 2: What about the cars?
Woman 1: Huh?
Woman 2: The cars in the street, where Jack stands?
Woman 1: They seem to avoid him. Unfortunately.
-- Overheard in: Whole Foods Cafe --
