Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but it seems like your credit card isn’t working. Would you like to pay in cash?”
Customer: “What? That’s not possible. Try it again.”
Me: *after trying a few more times* “Do you have a different card? This one might just be having problems. Or you could just pay in cash?”
Customer: “No! I don’t have cash. Just give me the items.”
Me: “I can’t do that, ma’am.”
Customer: “Why not? I need them to stop the world from ending!”
Me: “Sorry, I still can’t.”
Customer: “What sort of a monster are you? If the world ends, you’re to blame!” *storms out*