Me: “Your total is ***.”
Customer: “Here is my coupon.”
Me: “I’m sorry, this expired last week.”
Customer: “What? What do you mean?”
Me: “It expired last week.”
Customer: “You witch devil! I can’t believe you changed the date!”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “You can magically alter dates, you devil!”
Me: “I don’t think I have that sort of power.”
(Upon hearing the commotion, my manager comes over.)
Customer, to my manager: “You have a witch devil here! I’m going to have to bring the lord into this!”
(The customer pulls out a bobble head Jesus and puts in on my counter.)
Customer: “I will return when the date of this coupon is the correct date!”
