Me: “Do you have your rewards card with you, sir?”
Customer: “Uh, no, I don’t. Do I not get a discount?”
Me: “Of course you still can! What’s your phone number?”
Customer: “How old are you?”
Me: “Seventeen.”
Customer: “You’re not even legal! I can’t do that.”
Me: “Uh, no, sir. I need it to look up for your discount.”
Customer: “Oh…” *tells me his phone number* “…but don’t call me after 5. That’s when my wife gets home.”
