Me: “Hello, welcome to [store]. What would you like, sir?”
Customer: “Actually, I have a question. What is ham made of?”
Me: “It’s made of pigs.”
Customer: “Pigs? What are pigs made of?”
Me: “Pigs, the animal.”
Customer: *confused look*
Me: “Oink oink.”
Customer: “Oh! Does that mean it’s not vegan?”