Tech Support: “So you’re having issues picking up your wireless signal … how many connections are there?”
Customer: “There’s two other networks but only one bar on each … those are my bad neighbors.”
Tech Support: “So the good signal isn’t there? Hmm, your modem might be off; can we check that?”
Customer: “Modem?”
(Tech support troubleshot that for a while before realizing the guy had never paid for internet before and didn’t own a modem.)
Tech Support: “Sir, when you said the other connections were your ‘bad neighbors…’ Did you mean that the good neighbor with the good signal isn’t there?”
Customer: “Oh, he moved?”
