Customer: “Where is your jewelry?”
Me, standing behind 3 counters filled with jewelry: “Right here, ma’am.”
Customer: “No, the jewelry on sale!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we aren’t having a sale on jewelry this month.”
Customer: “But I was here in July and it was on sale.”
Me: “Yes ma’am, and now it’s November and it’s not on sale.”
Customer: “Well can’t you give me the sale prices anyways?”
Me: “Ummm, no.”
