(A man comes in with about 4 children running about behind him. He comes up to the counter.)
Me: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah…I’m looking for some *whispers*…porn.”
Me: “You mean adult movies?”
Customer: “Yeah, I guess.”
Me: “Sorry, we don’t stock those here.”
Customer: “What?!”
Me: “There are some stores in the town centre. Perhaps you can try there?”
Customer: “I want some porn now! What kind of store is this?”
Me: “I apologise, but we don’t stock adult movies.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous, I only want to watch some porn with my wife.”
Me: “Sorry, this is a family store.”
Customer: “MAYBE IT’S FOR THE KIDS TOO! ”
(Customer storms out with all 4 children jumping around behind him as I stand there dumbfounded.)
