(A woman came up to the concession counter with a tub of popcorn.)
Me: “Yes, can I help you?”
Woman: “WHY IS THIS POPCORN COLD?!”
Me: “It is? That’s weird, it shouldn’t be. I just made several batches, so I can get you another one.”
(The popcorn was ice cold, which was odd considering it usually stayed warm for a few hours.)
Me: “Just wondering, when did you buy this popcorn?”
Woman: “Yesterday.”
Me: “…”
