(I am waiting to bag a couple’s groceries. The man walks to the end of the register and looks me straight in the eyes.)
Customer: *out of earshot of wife* “Let me tell you something.”
Me: “Okay.”
Customer: “If you ever think you love a woman and want to marry her, run away.”
Me: *chuckling* “Alright, I’ll keep that in mind. So, are plastic bags okay?”
Customer: “Yeah, that’s fine.”
(As I put items into a plastic bag, the man’s wife joins him.)
Customer’s Wife: “Oh, can we actually have paper bags?”
Customer: “I can’t even make this decision?”
