(A customer stomps into my store and starts yelling at me.)
Customer: “I had an allergic reaction to a Vanilla Ice Blended from the store in [other location] and the manager there said I could have whatever I wanted here for free.”
Me: “I’m sorry to hear about that. Do you have a receipt?”
Customer: “I had to drive out to Cedars-Sinai last night and I was there until four in the morning! The people at [other location] said I could have anything I wanted! I had an allergic reaction!”
Me: “Well, then… what would you like?”
Customer: “I want two Vanilla Ice Blendeds…”
