Manager: “May I help you?”
Customer: “I would like to return these wind chimes. They don’t work.”
Manager: “Okay, are they broken?”
Customer: “No, they just don’t work.”
Manager: “Well, where did you hang them?”
Customer: “On my back porch.”
Manager: “Well, they should work just fine there.”
Customer: “They don’t… my husband and I sit on the porch and no there is no sound from the chimes!”
Manager: “Is your porch screened in? That could reduce the wind.”
Customer: “No, it’s glassed in…”
Manager: “… I believe I know what the problem is.”
Customer: “Can you fix it?”
Manager: “No, but I can sell you a fan!”