Me: “Hi, how can I help?”
Lady: “Yes I’d like a hamburger please…”
Me: “Okay.”
Lady: “…with cheese on.”
Me: “Okay, so you would like a cheeseburger then?”
Lady: “No, I’d like a hamburger with cheese on.”
Me: “Yes, that would in fact be a cheeseburger.”
Lady: “But it says on your menu that you do hamburgers.”
Me: “Yes, we do, but you asked for cheese on it, so that is a cheeseburger.”
Lady: *getting angry now* “Look, I just want a hamburger with cheese on!”
Me: *calls over my shoulder* “One hamburger with cheese!”
(Sound of giggling in the back.)
