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Jasmine's blog: "Stuff!"

created on 03/12/2009  |  http://fubar.com/stuff/b284682  |  2 followers

So I just got home driving from my friends house. (I didn't kill myself or any small furry animals!)

For those that are interested let me tell you about my night...

Drove to Friends house...did make-up got ready and got picked up.

Went to shops to buy alcohol...drunk it in the car (Classy...inorite?).

REALLY needed to PEE whilst going down the motorway (destination was about 2hrs). So we stopped off at some industrial estate and we went into some woods to do a tinkle (I think I nearly sat on a bush because something prickled my bum). It was awful...I felt so exposed! But desperate times calls for desperate measures.

We eventually got to our destination (Brighton-BEAUTIFUL city) and we entered the house...it was a STUDENT HOUSE! That night I think there were lots of us all squished into one teeny living room.

Anyways...I SUCK at drinking.

I drank a lot of alcopop drinks so was kinda lil bit tipsy and then I had ONE glass of rose...and then they had to put me to bed...LULZ.

I had like a cocktail dress on so I just unzipped myself a bit whilst I was napping. (This was only 8.30-ish when I passed out...) I got booed lots. :(

Then I felt a lil bit sick and my friends housemate came to see if I was ok and gave me a cuddle. It was nice, then I remember I had unzipped my dress and nearly flashed a bit of boobage but luckily I was holding onto the covers.

He made me a PB sammich (this doesn't turn out pretty later).

So I went back downstairs for a drink....I drunk like one more glass of Rose and then I couldn't drink anymore...I started on the water lol. (This was about 10pm)

IF ANY OF YOU SAW THE MUMM I MADE ABOUT DRUGS AND STUFFS, WELL YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT I WAS OFFERED COKE BUT I TURNED IT DOWN AND WENT FOR A PEPSI INSTEAD. :)

Anyways so for most of the night I really wasn't drunk-ish, ok mebbe a little.

Countdown: Bloody NYE kisses. We all just kissed each other and I just managed to divert a few into cheek kisses. Men are stubbly.

Later I changed out of my dress and into a more comfy dress...I then threw up LOTS.

I'd drunk so much water that night...I puked up chunky pink sick.

I felt miles better after that and was just chatting away to everyone else.

And they we got fed! (I got first dibs for being the youngest yay!) Such a relief from having not eaten!

And then bedtime- my friends and I camped out on the floor of one of the housemates (we took over his whole room) and then I had a cup of tea. The tea, we weren't sure who made it but mebbe the guy with all the cocaine did. It tasted weird and afterwards my heart wouldn't stop thumping. It was horrible, it wasn't even rapid beats just really thumpy heart beats. We didn't know those guys really and I dunno, maybe he slipped something in there no one's sure.

But I got to sleep on the big squishy bed though whilst everyone else slept on the hard floor. =D

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