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10. I'm sorry that I fit into that category of the 53% of Americans that would never consider voting for you, and feel victimized by government and big (unchecked) business (greed).
9. I apologize for another 46% of Americans that MIGHT vote for you but have no idea they too are victims of would-be-pirates working for de-regulated banks.
8. I'm sorry you write off more on your taxes for your fancy horses than I spend on food in a year.
7. I apologize for not attending an Ivy League school. My dad could only get me into a Private University in my state.
6. I'm sorry my dad wasn't a millionaire like yours was (especially back when having a million dollars meant something)
5. I'm sorry that you think a national tragedy, and an international fiasco is a good time to vulture whatever political favor you can.
4. I'm sorry you think I'm going to hell for my religious/spiritual beliefs or lack thereof.
3. I'm sorry you read "Atlas Shrugged" and were anything less than bored, horrified, incensed, or disgusted by Rand's draconic views on personal wealth and personal worth.
2. I'm sorry you and your running mate claim to follow Rand's philosophies but forgot that both your religions teach that you should love your God more than yourselves, and you should love your fellow man more than yourselves. To Rand it may be weak to love anyone more than yourself, but I'd much rather be weak than cruel and unfeeling. And last I checked, Rand never claimed to be a living God. I think I'll err on the side of benevolence regardless of economics, religion, or punditry.
1. I'm sorry I have no
fucking
idea
what a "legitimate rape" is. And I apologize that a bulk of your party's politics was outdated and (willfully) misinformed even in the last century.
