Christopher C Miller's blog: "Mister Hollywood"

This is the site where you can learn all about the works of Christopher and Wayne Miller, how you can get a physical copy of the script as a keep shake or download your own free copy in a zip files, so far all down loadable copies are PDF but any new scripts will change to RTF format which will work on your word program. http://chriswaynescripts1.tripod.com/index.html Just copy and paste the address to see the page.

This is very loosely based on fact, the fact I had a telemarketing job between late September 2003 and January 2004. Anyway, the story is my revenge on the world of telemarketing; it’s about someone who was unjustly fired from his job in telemarketing. Let’s begin at his beginning. Charles Mueller was a brilliant student and MIT and got a great job at a robotics firm, where he researched replaced robot limbs. His design would have revolutionized the world of artificial limbs. But the cruel company downsized the robotic section and Charles was left out of work. Desperate for money to complete his prototype he gets a job at Globetron where they mistreat him and keep changing his job perimeters on him. Where he had it and snaps, threatening to kill his boss. This results in his early termination, in more ways then one. The resulting fight causing Charles to be pushed out of the window and drop a very long way down to the parking lot below. But despite a shattered arm and glass that destroyed his left eye and his larynx Charles lived and with the help of his brother Wade the doctor, Charles became Strong-Arm, a serial killer of Telemarketers with special robot arm weapons, can any telemarketers escape alive with this bad boy on the loose?

It begins in the year 1966 with the brutal and cruel murder of a unknown artist named Victor Dumas, along with his death the killers, a Geno Wilcox orders his son Nathan to murder Victor's daughter as she was the only witness. Now today, a strange killer is after the Wilcox and the Tortelli family for the crime they committed so long ago and to reclaim six paintings that hold a mysterious secret of their own. One man must find out who this creature is and why she wants these paintings so badly. This movie has several kinds of genres blended together, Horror, Mystery, Super Spy James Bond type gadgets and comic book elements. For there are comic book characters in it, comic book characters of my own design, I didn't use any copyrighted material. The characters are the fire producing hitman named Napalm, a ninja from Frank's past named Master Ninja and the armored plated hero, Armor-Class (But that's only a cameo). It's scary, it's funny, it's interesting and can you follow the clues that will lead to unmasking the Succubus????? s

Grayhawk Research was developing a new kind of animal growth hormones dubbed GH-1-66. But when GH-1-66 had unusual side effects it was disapproved for use by the FDA and orders him to be disposed of. So Anton Grayhawk illegally dumped in the swamp where it starts leaking. Now the side effect is anything that consumes the growth hormone grows and anything that eats the animal or insect that eats the growth hormone grows. The flies drink the leaking liquid and are consumed by the swamp frogs and toads. Now the town of Moorsville is being over run by over sized frogs. This is a remake of the 1970s’ classic crap shack, but has nothing to do with that movie. Neither in plot nor in characters, I feel that it has been changed enough that asking permission by the people who own the rights of the original copyright is not needed. But see for yourself.

It starts as a series of bizarre and brutal murders in the small town of Bellerophon. First the local Moon shiner Zeke's disembodied head was found and what's left of his remains appeared to be eaten by a large lion. A lion print is found at the scene. Next to fall is local hunter Jack Reynolds and his old hunting dog Bo is the next to fall. Following up on the clues leads local Sheriff Milo Johnson to a strange research company called Mythigon. The head of Mythigon is a strange British Scientist named Doctor Ethan Loki, once a professor of Mythology at Oxford. His past is shrouded in mystery. Milo and his well-endowed deputy put the pieces of the puzzle together and learns that what killed those people couldn't possibly exist, a Chimera. But as the army soldiers sent to recapture it find out that is myth given flesh is more powerful then they could possibly imagine. A blast blows off the Chimera's head and a second later the head re-grows. What madness gives him that power? What is the connection between Loki and the mysterious disappearance of a young boy way back in 1947? What is the truth behind the Nazi death camps and who is Fritz Von Keller? How is this fifty-year-old mystery connected to Loki and the Chimera? Watch and find out.

If you've been reading my bulletins as of late and wonder why I'm depressed and I mean really wonder. My career is only half the reason why I'm glumly as of late. The other is I never had a girlfriend, never. Not a steady girlfriend, not even an unstable girlfriend. Since the date of my birth I've been bloody well single and for that reason is why I think I'm ugly. I have crushes over the decades of my miserable existence. Who hasn't, but they either had a boyfriend or had a crush on the cute kid in class. After high school, I was attracted to a girl across the street but what a bloody shock that she had someone and thought I was some kind of creepy stalker. So that's it, never had a girlfriend. Had sex about five to ten times in my life and that is with a friend of the family. Never been out on the date, even when I had the money to do so. There is an old saying that says there are two women per every man on this planet, that has got to be the biggest load of BS ever written. So, as long as I remain desperately alone and my career continues to float in the toilet, I will continue to be in a funk now and again. Hell, even if i sell a script tomorrow, as long as I have no woman to share it with, then it will be meaningless. Lonely with money is still lonely. That's the truth, the whole reason why I get depressed, I wasn't kidding when I use to call myself HORNY Christopher, if I was any hornier, I'd be jumping from mountain peak to mountain peak.

Being an unemployed screenwriter can be a very lonely and isolated job. I don't get out much, I don't have much money to get out much. The only people I talk to is agents, producers and secretaries on the phone. So, using the talents given to me by God I go on these sites. This site, Myspace and Adultspace in order to do one thing. Meet women in the hopes that one might find me attractive enough to meet and talk. Now some people might find this disturbing or creepy. But when I mean meet, I mean in a nice public fast food restaurant like Carl's Jr or Burger King so we can sit, drink soda and get to know each other. Something that is difficult to do via e-mail. No hanky panky would be involved unless she wants it and hope I could deliver, being so isolated I haven't had much experience and truth be told I have had any in the last twenty years. So, that's my story, if you find me creepy then I wish you would just say "I don't want to meet with you because I find you creepy." But I hate to be ignored, when I write someone or talk to someone and they ignore me it makes me feel like I don't exist in the real world, like I'm some kind of non-person. Thank you.