One day a little boy was getting ready for school when he got his thingy stuck in his zipper.
He ran downstairs to his mother.
"Mommy mommy I got my thingy stuck in my zipper and I cant get it out!"
His mother tried to free him but couldn't so she painted it green and told him it can be his little green marstian.
So the little boy when to school. When the kids were at recess a little girl came up to him and asked him what it was.
"Its my little green martian."
"Can I play with it?" said the little girl
Awhile later the bell rang and it was time to go in and when he looked down he noticed his green martian was gone. He went to find the little girl.
"Where is my green martian?" he asked
"Well it spit on me so i bit it off"
