JUST WONDERING........
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they
already know you don't have?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would
the taxi driver end up owing you money?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It
sounds like a near hit to me!!
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge
of everything outdoors?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's
not adoor?
Tell a person that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then is the opposite of
progress, Congress?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dish washing liquid
contains real lemons?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
So married people live longer than single people or does it just
SEEM longer?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
they all still working?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?