Jake from State Farm's blog: "Nowadays"

Woman: I need to visit my parents next weekend.

Guy:  (nods head)

Woman: You don't have to go.

Guy:  Really?

Woman: Yea, only if you want to.

Guy:  Ok, I really don't want to. I'll stay. I'll work on the basement.

Woman: Are you serious? You never want to see them. Can't you ever think of someone besides yourself?

-- Overheard in: Coffee Shop, Villanova PA --