I don't know where some of my real life friends got the idea that I have the answers to all their questions, but I get asked about things I really didn't want to know about. I have a friend, who was asking me about a problem she is having, that not only did I not want to know what it was, I don't know what to tell her.
Apparently her husband tried to help with their financial problems by going out and turning a trick with a man. He came home and told her about it and gave her all the money he had made. At first she didn't believe he had done it, because no matter how he complained about how much his ass hurt, he apparently spent all day sitting on it without so much as a single squirm. That being said, however, ever since, he hasn't had an erection. So now she's starting to think he really did do it and that her problem isn't just did he cheat on her or not, but is he even straight.
This one is way over my head. Not only will I never look at her husband the same way ever again, but I don't hold the litmus (however you spell it) test for how to tell if someone is truely straight or gay. The only thing I could think of was for her to slip him some Viagra without him knowing and try again. I figure if he can't get it up at that point, he may just be gay after all. Most of all, I recommended that she get him some professional help immediately. He's got to be pretty fucked up to think of doing that to solve a money problem.
Is there more I should have said? Should I recommend anything else to her? She's a really good friend and I would like to be able to help her in some way, but like I said, this one is way over my head.
