HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING - THE LIPSTICK LIST
OK so I need 2 explain what a lipstick list is before I get into this. A lipstick list is the list on the wall that u wrote with lipstick cuz ur ass is Schizophrenic. U know like the 1 in Billy Madison when Billy calls everyone from school that he picked on & apologizes. The sniper guy crosses Billy off the list he has on the wall and puts on his lipstick afterward. Crazzzzyyy. Well anyway, hypothetically speaking, if I had a lipstick list these r some things or some people that would be on it!! Just 4 future reference. Then u know not 2 be or do any of these things to me!! They make me a little anal!
1-McDonald's cashier: U know that biatch that gives u ur $30 worth of food with no napkins, no straws 4 ur 4 drinks, no ketchup & 1 barbecue sauce for 4 orders of nuggets. Then u say "can I borrow ur pants real quick so I can wipe my hands on them since that's what you must do since u think I do!" Come on I can let the ketchup slide & the barbecue sauce unless I specifically ask for it. But napkins & straws should be an obvious given 4 this Einstein!
2-Golden Corral Waitress: And I say waitress cuz male servers never do this. Just the Biatch that thinks ur man is the 1 tipping so she refills his empty glass & acts like she doesn't see urs there sittin sideways cuz it's been empty 4 so long!! U know who u r. 4 future reference honey I am the 1 that leaves the tip, don't piss off the chick or u gets nothing!!!
3-The Boss: OK, everyone has 1. I am talking about the 1 though that complains about something that u do but they do the same thing. U know the hypocritical 1s! Biatches. Yeah I don't answer my phones or my e-mails but neither do u babes!
4-The Mooch: U know, everyone has had 1. Erin u feel me? They r the 1s that u hate. They do as they feel & ish. Never pay rent, don't follow ur house rules, & they just basically f up everything they touch in life. Got the cops at ur house at 12:30 AM accusing u of lying 4 them & ish when u r 8 months pregnant. So Ur changing the locks at 1 AM so they can't get in ur house anymore!!
5-The Neighbor: U know, the really sucky neighbors. The 1 that has cars parked all in the street with an empty 6 car driveway while they call the cops on ur car cuz it's parked in the street. But Karma is a biatch & their car gets towed cuz it ain't legal & urs is!!
6-The Cable Lady: U know that biatch that u call & she can't speak English & you have to repeat the same ish for her deaf ass 6 times before she finally says, let me get someone else to help u in perfect English. Why couldn't she do that ISH in the 1st place??
7-The Nasty Ass: The nasty arse is the 1 that goes 2 work & comes 2 ur crib without showering & falls asleep on ur $2000 micro-suede couch like they bought it. Especially when ur ####1 house rule is no one sleeps on the couch, EVER. NO ONE!! EVER EVER EVER EVER!!! Couches r 4 asses, beds r for sleeping. Keep ur stinkin ass off mine!
8-The Internet: U know what I am talkin about. The Internet is that biatch that always goes down when you r trying to do something. Or when u r bored 2 death with nothing else to do & u can't get on myspace or any space cuz ur service is down. Then you call the cable lady & that biatch(refer to #6) tells u that it's working & that ur out ur mind! Yeah right!
9-The Bad Ass: U know if u have a son what I am talkin about. The 1 that snatches his sisters glasses off her face cuz she tries 2 keep him from messing with her while she is doing her homework & breaks them because he thinks he is the king of the world. And u pretty much can't kill him cuz u love him even though he's a Lil ruffian!
Well that's all I have time to type right now. Comment if you have anything u would like 2 add 2 the lipstick list! I will be adding 2 this list often. I just have 2 go kick my sons butt right now cuz it's past his nap time!!
