Yes that's right my friends, holiday stupidity. If you already haven't heard, they, as in the nation's idiots, want to have department store Santas, to not say................."Ho ho ho." I can't even begin to describe how stupid this is. All I know, is if when Santa says, "Ho ho ho," and it makes you think he's referring to you, don't complain. Go sit in Santa's big jolly lap, and ever so sweetly ask him................."Santa, all I want for Christmas is the ability to close my fucking legs." There, simple, yes? The day that we as a nation decide to change something so traditional, so we don't offend the hoes, is the day we truly fail as a refined society. It's bad enough the yuppy fucks already have all the Christmas spirit out of Christmas, making it so children never experience it as joyous as we did as kids. Do we have to ruin it more? Like Lewis Black said about certain people, "We should take all of them and put them in a big room till they figure it out. And if they don't, we kill them." That's all I got, holidays just piss me off now............................."Believe in the power of Santa, or get nothing! Your gonna get, coal in your stocking, cuz you're yuppy scum!" Words of wisdom from Foamy. So very true. Happy Holidays one and all, and a Merry Christmas.
