I am a soon to be divorced..................blah blah blah. If you want to know, ask. All I do know, is I have tried to be something that others find more appealing for far too long. I don't want that no more. For all those that can't like me for me, fuck you. Just remember, "He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man". So true it is, so very unexpectedly true. For some strange reason, I am told this fits me all too well, and yet, I try to tell them, they just really don't know me yet. Still interested? Say Hi. Otherwise, leave me alone.


Crashing through the barriers of fear and crushing the weak under my fist. ~~Juggernaut~~


If I ever made a Bud Light Real Men of Genius Commercial, it would go somethin like this: Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mister Picture Taking of Women Partying Guy. Ever sober and vigilant, you take pics of women doing things they normally never do. Sure, at first you seem innocent. A harmless cleavage shot here, an accidental panty shot there, all a cleaver disguise to make them comfortable so they won't care if they are drunk, and you filmed them. Oil wrestling, girlfriends making out, college frat parties, nothing escapes your gaze. Why do you do it? Because your friends said you couldn't, and you are man enough to tape yourself to your leg so proof you are enjoying, is not obvious. So grab an ice cold Bud Light O'Guru of the drunken titty shots. And remember, we are saluting in more ways than one.

Of course there would be the background goofy stuff said as well.


Your results:
You are Hulk

Hulk 95% Green Lantern 90% Iron Man 85% Catwoman 70% Spider-Man 60% The Flash 60% Supergirl 55% Superman 50% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 35% Robin 30%

You are a wanderer with amazing strength.