My neck is jacked to all hell, I have to hold it at a 45* angle
I have an imploding zit that refuses to surface and is at JUST the right spot to hurt like crazy and remain completely squeeze immune. Seriously I'm about to grab some box cutters for this fucker...
My hair is doing things that'd make alfalfa blush.
I had a semi-fulfilling sex dream (I don't even remember who-with, I think someone I knew from highschool) interrupted by a blaring alarm clock.
Yeah... my saturday's off to a great start.
*Sigh* I'm going to take a shower, hook up my wireless internet, buy some supplies and deposit some checks. Maybe I'll be fed, dekinked, paid, and killing rival gangs by the time you hear back from me...
if not
send a virgin or 3 to sacrifice.
