>> Halloween Story
>>
>> A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he
>> hears:
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> BUMP..
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
>> image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
>> street toward him.
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
>> quickly behind him...
>>
>> FASTER...
>>
>> FASTER...
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> BUMP...
>>
>> He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
>> in, slams and locks the door behind him!
>>
>> However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
>> casket clapping...
>>
>> clappity-BUMP...
>>
>> clappity-BUMP...
>>
>> clappity-BUMP...
>>
>> on his heels, the terrified man runs!
>>
>> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
>> is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
>> gasps!
>>
>> With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door!
>>
>> Bumping and clapping toward him!
>>
>> The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can
>> find is a bottle of cough syrup!
>>
>> Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
>>
>> and......
>>
>> THE COFFIN STOPS!
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