>
> A five year old boy and his grandpa are sittin g on the front porch
together,
> when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.
>
> The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'
>
> Grandpa replies: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
>
> The little boy answered: 'No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker'.
>
> Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
>
> A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. the little boy asks: 'Can I
have a
> cigar Grandpa?'
>
> Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'
>
> Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'.
>
> Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
>
> A little later the little boy comes out of the house with mi lk and some
> cookies.
>
> Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?'
> The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass ?'
>
> Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass'.
>
> The little boy replies, 'Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for
> me'.
