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created on 07/30/2008  |  http://fubar.com/joke/b235299

buyen monkeys

> Subject: FW: A must read!! Buying Monkeys > > Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the > villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. > > The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to > the forest and started catching them. > > The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the > villagers stopped their effort. > > He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This > renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys > again. > > Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to > their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys > became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let > alone catch it! > > The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, > since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy > on his behalf. > > In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers: "Look at > all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I > will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you > can sell them to him for $50 each.* > > The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys > for 700 billion dollars. > > They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of > monkeys! > > Now you have a better understanding of how the WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN > WILL WORK !!! > > >
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